Today, I was on a bus and I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, and hit him every time he made a noise. FML
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It was a Greyhound, and I'd been up for 2 days. He didn't say a word to me about it. After I was told by the lady behind me, I apologized profusely, and he said "it's alright. I figured you must really need the sleep." Super nice guy, but I wanted to die.
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kitsune309 15
Poor bastard. FHL
perdix 31
Yeah, well he should shut the **** up while you are trying to sleep! What kind of boyfriend is he?
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kitsune309 15
Poor bastard. FHL
WhoWhat_fml 10
That must of been a terrible and painful experience for guy.
ILoveMyArm 15
@21 Or he enjoyed it, I mean which man doesn't enjoy a woman nestled into their chest?
NeatNit 33
#42 - I like you. :P
MerrikBarbarian 9
42- not all guys enjoy being touched. My partner hates being touched by strangers, no matter how attractive they are.
RedPillSucks 33
Or being hit every time you move
TheCanucklehead 22
Why are strangers touching your partner...
krash357_fml 7
Women...
Abominations 7
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Dreaming of Justin Beiber again?
melbournearsenal 18
How does that even apply to this FML?
Abominations 7
I am probably projecting my own instinctive reaction to want to hit the Bieber every time he makes a noise. Now move along.
melbournearsenal 18
I'm looking pretty stupid right about now :s
DrownedMyFish 18
Does that also mean you nestled into his chest in said dreams?
iluvFMLs15 19
of course! man, i thought i was the only one.
perdix 31
Yeah, well he should shut the **** up while you are trying to sleep! What kind of boyfriend is he?
Damian95 16
The nerve of some people. We don't need money, we need consideration!
Fedezzer 20
Ah, I can see you two married already.
ughfmltears 12
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If I was him I would've politely pushed you off the seat making sure you hit your head!! Lol
Queensland 27
Houston, we have an asshole.
Zimmington 21
if I was him I would Instagram it
Blink_me26 21
That's polite?
adam3650 12
I was going to say, how do you politely push someone?
persianninja 23
"Politely pushed you off the seat making sure you hit your head!! Lol" I don't understand how polite it is to push someone and make then hit your head you need to get your act together
astralvagan 20
Your idea of polite is slightly psychotic
summerguy97 16
And this along with so many other FMLs of the type offers evidence that you shouldn't fall asleep on public transportation vehicles.
hallix 21
I don't see a second date happening.
ohSNAPyall 27
But it's a daily commute. Don't tell me I have to find a new pillow tomorrow..?
perdix 31
Bus-ted!
awkward611 26
I'm surprised he didn't wake you up or move you off of him...
Zimmington 21
Maybe OP looked too adorable lying there all tuckard out
NinjaBunny026 16
Or he just didn't want to be hit again