Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
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Shelbyyyyyyy 4
Maybe thats his way of sayin he cheated
ninjuh_wingman 29
You can always hope he doesnt have any. If he does, better hope its not herpes.
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Comments (155)
Nicostream 16
Y u no use condom if you're not sure whether partner is clean or not? YDI.
charlieinfinite 1
Yeah... this is why you should ALWAYS get tested together BEFORE you start sleeping with a new partner. It's just smart. Next time, go get tested together and ask for the full board of tests. Better safe than sorry.
hobo09 3
CONDOMS!!!
Sammylovee1 6
Just to let you know and not be mean, there called STI's not STD's.
francieev 0
Just to let YOU know, there are STD's, sexually transmitted diseases.
bubo_fml 11
It's very important to explore 'outer play' before 'inner play' while you wait for said test results. Until then, if you need practice, my # is 555-****...
laurenlynn99 0
You've been dating for three months and already have had sex? Wow. Ur easy.
UrAverageBrat 10
In all fairness, you two should've discussed getting tested before hand
loganmorganml1 0
Wooow only been three months and you already slept with them seven times?
megatherium 4
Several does not mean seven.
cocktailpeanut 3
If you would have made him wrap it up, you would have to be worried about this, now would you? You're not easy for sleeping with him in the 3 months... that's pretty common this day and age. However, you really should let this be a lesson to make your partner wear a condom until you have been tested and are in a monogamous relationship. Don't be stupid next time.
dansco 25
Get he could've either not get tested or done it without your knowledge so at least you will know the results and be able to get treated if needed ;)