Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
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Shelbyyyyyyy 4
Maybe thats his way of sayin he cheated
ninjuh_wingman 29
You can always hope he doesnt have any. If he does, better hope its not herpes.
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Comments (155)
Birdie_Sage 0
Get tested together!
wriptidez 0
testtttr b4 sex ... better yet wait for marriage
McDonaldsworker 4
Uhh, you can still get a STD after you marry someone... Unless both partners waited until marriage before sex, and even then that only works for the first marriage for both of them(not impossible, just not good odds of that happening)
badactor009 0
Great advice if you are living in the 15th century. Not very practical or likely to be followed by many. Thanks for playing.
Nthabz 8
YDI for sleeping with your boyfriend of three months without protection. what's wrong with you? There's so many diseases out there.
Colonel_Lexi 18
Her legs are like Seven Eleven, they are never closed!
jellyD 1
And he didn't wrap his rascal?? Seriously!? 3 months and you were barebacking? Y D I
perdix 31
His real thoughtfulness was making up that shit about a "previous partner." He got tested because he's worried about the diseases you've certainly given him.
misfit860 5
Maybe because he has been sleeping with other people
kimby618 0
Why would you sleep with someone after 3 months...?
melibear89 7
43- did you really just ask that? Most don't wait that long to have sex.
Epsilonyx 15
Because that is a part of this beautiful country's newfound morality, 43. God bless America.
McDonaldsworker 4
Good thing catching STDs is different than catching Pokemons! lol "gotta catch 'em all" Rofl
linkinpark98 24
I am surprised this is not thumbed up more.
ineslovescats 5
Well hopefully he doesn't have any or if he does hopefully you used condoms? I hope it works out ok OP!
la_gata_0716 5
Condonnnns my dear! Have you heard about them??
pompousjackass 10
No, actually. Unless you mean condoms.