Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
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Shelbyyyyyyy 4
Maybe thats his way of sayin he cheated
ninjuh_wingman 29
You can always hope he doesnt have any. If he does, better hope its not herpes.
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Comments (155)
jammy_side_up 0
if he is just now checking, maybe it's not you or his ex he is worried about or he just procrastinates. lol
sodapopper 6
Yeah, see... That's YOUR fault, easy ass.
d3sigN8t3dDruNk 1
Sounds like its your own fault to me.
hateevryone 15
you need to get tested too.
capnbzarr 43
Consider it a lesson learned the hard way. Sucks for you, but you really should've known better.
whoknows91 2
i told you not to say anything **** lol just kidding that really sucks but you should always use protection
cinderella10383 6
Rather than saying that oh and please don't tell your children that. You should be supportive and understanding that this could happen to anyone. You should give your kids the tools in case they succumb to peer pressure. Let's be real teachings have to be based upon the society you live in.
amiewithaj 13
Does nobody use condoms anymore?
badactor009 0
You dont
rajesh80103 0
better you also get tested for STD's..... :-)
Rasetsu 10
I hope you used condoms. >.< I'm sorry. Best of luck :(