Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
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Top comments
Shelbyyyyyyy 4
Maybe thats his way of sayin he cheated
ninjuh_wingman 29
You can always hope he doesnt have any. If he does, better hope its not herpes.
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Comments (155)
EngagedToSatan 5
well maybe if you kept your legs shut, this wouldnt be a problem. Have you not heard of condoms either? Please dont breed. Like ****. Last thing we need is another idiot like you breeding.
coletrain11 5
Haters gonna hate.
desireev 18
54- I'll bet your mommy thinks you're perfect, doesn't she?! You ain't no better than anybody here! With the mouth you have, I hope you have children and they beat you till you can't talk anymore. Spare the world of your obnoxious ass!
ThecomingofTan 9
Guys, she is obviously engaged to Satan, that would explain her comment. Give him my regards and make him give me my penis pump back, 54.
cinderella10383 6
God 54 have you ever heard of throwing rocks in glass houses? Unless of course you're too young for sex then I can understand your comment. We are not here to judge we are here to laugh at the misfortune of others. Honestly it could be any of us who've had sex posting this FML FYL OP if you have contracted something. Btw what does Like **** mean??
EpicSquishii 21
"I hope you have abusive children?" Seriously? Haha idiot
batummshakalaka 1
Go with him and get checked out yourself. Or you can wait helplessly for his results. But whatever you do, make sure you yell at him for it. Accuse him of cheating and lying while pouring bleach all over his clothes. Yeahh, that sounds about right.
linkinpark98 24
"I put the STD in stud, baby! All I need is U." Got that off of a picture I saw recently xD
batummshakalaka 1
They should make that into a bright neon colored bumper sticker and hand them out with positive results.
linkinpark98 24
Lmao.
disney_blonde 16
If you've only been dating for 3 months you should still be using condoms, right?
BuckyChemist 5
Well stated! ;)
beckyxD 13
And this is why you wait... (:
Misfits_Danzig 2
You slept together several times in three months? Someone's frisky.
sp1213 4
Does no one wear condoms anymore? YDI.
aFreedom127 9
Always test before you taste!
BuckyChemist 5
Um gross? Lol
BeccaHugs 17
Did he test positive?
meenu_fml 3
Waiting until after marriage to have sex, doesn't guarantee you won't get an STD!