Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
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Ugh
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
Today, I was happy because my exact shirt and sweater were in Seventeen Magazine. They were in the "What not to wear" category. FML
Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Photoshopped
Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML
For posterity
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
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crackhead425 0
Damn... That is harsh.
RawrToast 0
xD If i was in your class I probably would have been edited out too. Don't feel bad.
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crackhead425 0
Damn... That is harsh.
Fumo 0
I don't believe it, could you be mistaking anaccidental crop-out for a photoshop?
livin_plur 0
maybe she looked bad and thy didn't want to put up an embarrassing photo, we do that in yearbook
ummmyeahhh 0
touch luck. maybe you need some fashion tips?
RawrToast 0
xD If i was in your class I probably would have been edited out too. Don't feel bad.
awkwardkayy 0
me too hahahaaa maybe not if it were showing the weeirdossss(:
blankaex 0
Correct. EDITED out. Not Photoshopped out. There's more than one photo editing software. I hate idiots who say Photoshopped .
Frazzle_Dazzle 0
Hey, can you grab me a Band-aid and a Kleenex? I'll be over on the Davenport enjoying a Pop-Tart and a Coke while reading a Xeroxed copy of my favorite novel. And get me some Aspirin, while you're at it. Languages evolve. Better to grow accepting of others' preferred vocabulary than to act a fool. Besides, "Photoshopped" has a more specific meaning than "Editing", regardless of semantics, so the point comes across concisely while still being recognized by the vast majority of people. Don't be a tool.
rollingmyeyes 0
hm. i want to be sympathetic, but how well can you take care of yourself for them to take such extreme measures to exclude you? you must have been singled out for a reason; use this as a wake up call and try to present yourself in a professional, put together way from now on. on the other hand, that sucks and i'm sorry you were embarrassed in such a way and i wanna give you a hug. :(
PaisleyKing90 0
dang I wish you could give me advice, but I mean, I'm already a pretty darn fashionable person! haha but forreal that was way too long of a comment
Shane_Huckeba 0
ahhahah owned.
camisado 0
ooo. Same thing happened to me, only it was a class photo for their interweb news letter. hurt like a betch. <3 I feel for yah.
Acerbitas 0
Ouch, are you that badly dressed?....either way, Harsh. although if it was for a fashion expose....
Greg101 0
awesome
curious_missy 1
or maybe someone on the newspaper staff doesn't like you... I was the editor of a page in my hs, I chose pics to make ppl I didn't like look bad. No one read it either way...lol
chromatose 0
Were you really "photoshopped out" or were you "cropped out" because there's a pretty big difference? You probably wouldn't be as offended if it were the latter; sometimes pictures just have to be certain dimensions and cropping is often times better than resizing.