Smokey9
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
testacular
Plymouth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Bad ********
Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
Anonymous
Waxing pubical
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
cookscatastrophy
United States
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Top comments
herotime 7
dumb ass
JiggaJayZ 16
Shouldn't ********** so fast. Hair+friction=explosions.
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lolital_fml 10
Forget waxing for get shaving the newest craze in hair removal is fire crotching.
ggdawg24 0
uhh, yaa. it's not like pubes are flame retardent. :D
Leser98 0
no dip Sherlock
Tesaatje 12
call the firefighters, there's a forest fire.
Tesaatje 12
and ehh, you better stop with sitting naked infront of the fireplace
loserman67 36
Schumck, I have to ask you how did you find this out? Friction from cranking it too much or too long? Or did you just really piss off your girlfriend or wife........ OR BOTH
loserman67 36
Schmuck, I have to ask, how did you find this out? Cranking it too long or too much? Or did you just really piss off your girlfriend or wife......... OR BOTH!?!
Akissofheaven14 1
Sure does add new meaning to the phrase "fire-crotch" haha
hammy2242 1
idiot.
kingdachris 1
I find this very difficult to ********** to.