Today, I'm on sick leave waiting for surgery due to a nasty inner ear infection. When I sneezed yesterday, my balance was suddenly completely gone and now the tiniest movement, like moving to another position on the couch, standing up, or rolling over in my bed, makes me seasick. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I learned how it feels to sneeze after having major spinal surgery when the pain medication has almost completely worn off. FML
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk when out of nowhere I had a "silent sneeze attack". Someone in the office called the paramedics because they thought I was having a seizure. This is the third time this has happened this week. FML
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
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Shzusuziq11 12
I have vertigo, that happens to me at least once a month, even though I take a meclizine everyday. It's scary, hopefully you can get it taken care of
RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, you'll get the surgery soon. Do not celebrate by going on a cruise.
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Shzusuziq11 12
I have vertigo, that happens to me at least once a month, even though I take a meclizine everyday. It's scary, hopefully you can get it taken care of
RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, you'll get the surgery soon. Do not celebrate by going on a cruise.
GamineHoyden 2
Google- The Epley Maneuver. It's most likely that you disturbed something in your inner ear. The Epley Maneuver, which you can do at home by yourself, can help fix it.