Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
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redroses5 0
Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain" Who the **** pees in a tanning salon? wtf
amelinat 0
Oh my god you're joking! I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity! Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"
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jenn03 0
LMAO EWWW
avoid567 0
#6 it wasn't a spray tan.. it was just a booth where you can stand up instead of laying down, for more of an even tan. but that's disgusting..either way, whyy would you pee on yourself? in a PUBLIC tanning booth, that many other people will be in. people are gross.
perfectwinds 0
That's just nasty. Some people never cease to amaze me. >.< I would be MORTIFIED! That's why I make SURE I pee before I go into anything that I'm stuck in for a certain amount of time, just in case.
AnneFTW 17
Eww. I can't believe she wasn't even embarassed! Some people have so little shame. It really amazes me.
hisopy 0
lol i agree, your life is f*****!!!
littlegolferboy 4
This should be on notalwaysright.com
failwhatwhat 0
umm so she was getting a fake tan, and you didnt expect her to be more stupid than the average person? i mean yes, people are stupid and that woman may in fact be one of the higher ups, but look where you work, you are promoting melanoma. i think it takes some one a little bit unintelligent to go there. no offense to those that go once and dont go back, because i understand that, but tanning beds have been proven to give cancer, so your just speeding up the inevitable by going regularly.
FBIWarning 0
don't think this is original...
terimaa 0
@9: one typo doesn't mean the OP deserves to clean up someone's urine.
smarty_fml 0
"Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I proceeded to pee on myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML" that was on FML not too long ago...wonder if it was her pee you had to clean up? LOL