Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
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redroses5 0
Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain" Who the **** pees in a tanning salon? wtf
amelinat 0
Oh my god you're joking! I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity! Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"
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fretforyerlatte 0
what a foul-ass bitch. it's one thing to pee in a shower, the water washes it right down....but to pee and just stand in it? look on the bright side, she spent the rest of her day covered in piss. i could write a reverse fml but they're getting pretty old.
Vasir 2
..This reminded me of the time i was a kid, maybe 10 or so. im going down the slide.. and then i was wet. someone peed on the slide. (it was on the bottom, so its not like i was able to see) FML? Such bad memories..
audiogasmic 0
look on the bright side, if she peed whilst tanning she probably has rivulets of non-color on her legs and looks like a streaky idiot.
monkeyz0r 0
Sounds like my school where some kid had their period and didnt flush, now they have signs on the doors that say "Is your business gone? No? THEN DON'T LEAVE"
apparations 0
Weird that she wasn't even embarrassed about it either. I mean, she could have at least tried to cover it up and get out of there before you noticed it was pee. Shameless! FYL, that sucks, I would have made her mop it up.
MmmHotWaffles 0
the lady's response would make a great bumper sticker. ha.
linzhart333 8
wow what a dumbass. why would anyone PEE while getting a tan? that's gross.
ladedum 0
people are disgusting. i used to work at a tanning salon & we didnt allow trashcans in our rooms becus people would js pee in them, as oppose to expending the effort to go to the bathroom. they're just lazy *****. & to everyone that thinks it wld have messed up her leg tan... not necessarily becus it ws probably js a regular tanning bed, but a stand-up one. not all stand-up tans are spray tans. :/ sorry that you encountered a filthy, lazy woman OP.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Wow. That's kind of embarrassing on her part, and a day wrecker on yours. That suuuuucks.
Monstarred 7
What makes her think it was okay to pee anyways? Thats discusting. I bet she left quick after that to leave you with the mess.