Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
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redroses5 0
Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain" Who the **** pees in a tanning salon? wtf
amelinat 0
Oh my god you're joking! I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity! Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"
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hownow 0
I feel for you. I had a guy do the same thing, and apparently at our other salons he got other "substances" in the beds if you catch my drift. We also had to put up signs reminding people that are trash cans for trash and we have a bathroom for everything else.
iluvcody 0
not all stand up beds are for spray tans.
buu700 3
YDI for working at a tanning salon.
iUnethical 2
I fap in the tanning booths
AngelRaven89 0
I agree with # 50. also, I've never gotten a tan before but wouldnt peeing leave streaks? lmao! I just don't understand some people.
kellster 2
Well, fake-bakers aren't exactly known for their mental capacity, now are they? Still, that's completely disgusting!
lolwut_fail 0
Odd. Usually the people who use tanning salons are quite brilliant.
o0ginger0o 7
I would've replied with "Actually, there's no drain. So, now there's the problem of the biohazard risk from your bodily fluids. Unless you're willing to clean it up, I have to have you stay here so I can call the health department so they can ask you some questions about your health to make sure it's not going to be dangerous for the employees here to clean it up." And, considering that most people pay with plastic, even if she tried to leave, you could remind her you do have her info and the health department will still find her...lol
hownow 0
The "tanning salons suck therefore you suck" comments are so tired. Yes, some people go tanning for purely cosmetic reasons, however, some go for medical reasons. Psoriasis, Seasonal Affective Disorder, and I even had an older gentleman who had a form of cancer and tanning was ordered by the doctor. Either way, tanning salons are a fact of life and people make their own decisions to tan. Judging someone who works there (trying to earn a living, by the way) is ridiculous. Would you harass a gas station clerk because they "promote" pollution because they sell gas and cancer because they sell cigarettes?
Silver_Lion 0
hopefully her tan got all nice & streaky