Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear fit, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just as a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
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24788 7
**** blocked by a fly. That's just unlucky.
Thassodar 0
#1 is just one of those people who put YDI for anything, including, but not excluded to: The earth blew up. I missed my date. FML. YDI for living on earth. My arm got cut off by a alien space lazer. FML. YDI for having a arm. My mom died because my dad hacked her into 17 pieces and ate her. YDI for not spotting your psycho dad. I'm a guy who likes women. Women don't like me because I have no left ear. FML. YDI for being born. The list goes on. In this case, though, YDI for having a huge nose.
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Comments (90)
Anony_fml 0
Blow a snot rocket instead. YDI
dakotalesmercy 6
lololololol
subiedude08 17
How is that less inconspicuous doing a snot rocket?
cherngbutter 0
...how could this guy deserve it...
Redders123 1
There are sooooo many FML's where there is no way they could have deserved it. I don't get the way people rate these things!!
somebody_special 9
some ppl r haters.....sadly the world is this way
24788 7
**** blocked by a fly. That's just unlucky.
Krystal3408 32
Well that fly may have been a blessing in disguise. What I'd that girl was one of those YOLO dumbasses?
redroses5 0
That's disgusting and hilarious at the same time. Ewlol.
Thassodar 0
#1 is just one of those people who put YDI for anything, including, but not excluded to: The earth blew up. I missed my date. FML. YDI for living on earth. My arm got cut off by a alien space lazer. FML. YDI for having a arm. My mom died because my dad hacked her into 17 pieces and ate her. YDI for not spotting your psycho dad. I'm a guy who likes women. Women don't like me because I have no left ear. FML. YDI for being born. The list goes on. In this case, though, YDI for having a huge nose.
sammy0002 0
you r soooo right
LibraLeigh 4
Omg, you have got to be the scariest yet coolest looking dude I have ever seen!
sydstoomuch 19
It's "an arm" not "a arm"
fifafan626 0
very suave my friend
Phallus_fml 0
What else did you expect the girl to do??? Help you get it out of your nostril or something? Ewwww...
Seegtease 0
"Bloody fly pieces"? Just blow it out. Your nose can blow pretty hard, you know. You actually stuck your finger in your nose, smashed the insect, and picked its parts out? I'd have gagged too, that's ******* nasty. YDI for being so sloppy at handling the situation.
teentee401 37
I doubt shooting the fly from his nose by blowing wouldn't have looked very good either. Unless he had a tissue, there wasn't much he could do.
unwantedx 0
guts for you. that sucks.
yojoeletsmakeout 0
You should have offered her a piece of the fly. (: