Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
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redroses5 0
Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain" Who the **** pees in a tanning salon? wtf
amelinat 0
Oh my god you're joking! I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity! Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"
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forkfish 0
dumb people make the world so much better haha
csigabajnok 0
Geez, that is SOO gross. You should've asked her "Do you ever pee into you fridge? Coz some fridges have drains too!" Idiot dumbass.
Beeebop 0
She must have been scared of the noise and pissed herself...
nightxrose 0
They have some restrooms in europe where the toilet is just a drain in the floor. I saw one in Switzerland and refused to go in it. If shes european I could undertand why she was confused XD
patray_angel 0
I am sure they all vary some, but I have been in one of those standing tanning booths before and I can't imagine wanting to pee in there. I am not sure if it is actually possible to get electricuted (sp?), but I wouldn't want to risk standing in a pool of my own urine while surrounded by those hot ELECTRIC bulbs. I also can't imagine someone wanting to just stand their in their own pee. Even in they managed to not pee down their legs, they would still be standing in it. You are not in those booths that long due to the intensity of the bulbs, why couldn't the lady just hold it and use the actually restroom? Or use the bathroom before she got in there? I understand that sometimes the urge to go can just hit you, but still, that is just wrong. I am sure if anything she could have gotten out, shut if off, peed, and then reset the timer for the she had remaining.
sparda4355 0
This chick actually posted on here!!! I promise, she said she got scared and when it got noisy and pee'd down her leg... Now she has a fake tan with a white line down her leg where the pee washed away the tanning spray! Find it, I will die if it is this girl!
heyitsjacqueline 6
maybe you should put up a sign? "PLEASE DO NOT PEE IN TANNING BOOTH." just so the people with only half a brain, or those who have never been tanning before, would know not to think of the booth as a bathroom.
Aleister_Grey 0
ewww, im srry for u, that must suck =[
theodivine 0
Haha I agree with #56, but that's still super gross.
somethingawesome 9
People are crazy. I have no idea why someone would pee in a tanning booth. Ella es una idiota.