Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML
Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML
Today, I was awoken at 3am by hotel management to tell me they received complaints about me from every room within 30 yards of mine, including from the floors above and below me. What was my crime? Snoring loud enough to rattle windows on the other side of the building. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML
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ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
why the hell would you moan back?! IDIOT I hope they tell everyone you know what a moron you are. Especially since it looks like YOU WERE ALONE! YDI
BJTrock 0
were you thinking that if they heard u pretending you would be cool or something? itd be awkward either way
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Comments (71)
cowycal 4
Sexy. ;)
the_flirtt 0
how old are you op ?
legonut4 0
now your playing with **********
aholeguy 0
haha best fml ever
itz_scrumdidly 0
OHHH OHHH YESSS!!!!
nateypooo 0
ahaa this is toooo funny
coolsteve 0
hawt
Mehness 0
You can't pretend to moan, just like cats can't pretend to meow. You can't "pretend" a sound, you can only make or hear or whatever them.
holaworld 0
they'll get over it eventually.
LemonpartyIsSexy 0
don't you mean it was an awkward ( puts on sunglasses) moaning (morning)
sicron90511 0
lol do you do these every comment? I've seen u alot now lol
Rawrzie 0
I bet the dogs liked that ;D
Jokro_fml 0
I know I did
Whiskey0015 0
heh I like your pic ^
bug_ladybug 0
Total turn on LOL
cassieme 0
ahaha that sucks a$$
ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
why the hell would you moan back?! IDIOT I hope they tell everyone you know what a moron you are. Especially since it looks like YOU WERE ALONE! YDI
JackynJared 0
They are a moron, but not for the reasons you implied. The op's sister probably thought they were masturbating. Thus the awkwardness.
BJTrock 0
were you thinking that if they heard u pretending you would be cool or something? itd be awkward either way
Maddoctor 10
I just saw "Going The Distance" and this totally reminds me of a situation that could have happened in that movie.
LemonpartyIsSexy 0
cool story. now take a big step back and litterally **** YOUR OWN FACE
chewbacca69 0
your awesome 38
ddduckyy 0
tropic thunder reference. beautiful man
betty66 3
No, he was doing it so they would stop dumbasses, but it was the dogs
SadNemo 0
"...sooo. You guys hear all the moaning last night? I think the neighbor got lucky,"