Today, I was pumping gas at a gas station. An attractive woman walked by and the guy pumping gas behind me did a whistle/catcall to her. She then looked at me and gave me a disgusted look. I didn't even try to hit on a girl, and still got rejected. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML
Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML
Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
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Chazzster 32
You don’t know either of them - the idiot guy or the annoyed pretty woman. Let it go, you are only responsible for what you do or say.
tounces7 28
What would be hilarious is if the guy who actually whistled came over to "comfort" her and talk about how disgusting men are, and she ended up dating him. Because frankly the way she instantly assumed it was you and then gave you a disgusted look means she doesn't deserve any better than a shitbag like that.
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Comments (4)
Chazzster 32
You don’t know either of them - the idiot guy or the annoyed pretty woman. Let it go, you are only responsible for what you do or say.
tounces7 28
What would be hilarious is if the guy who actually whistled came over to "comfort" her and talk about how disgusting men are, and she ended up dating him. Because frankly the way she instantly assumed it was you and then gave you a disgusted look means she doesn't deserve any better than a shitbag like that.
core01 30
Catcalling isn't "hitting on" a girl.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You weren't rejected. She made a mistake, and thought you were the creep catcalling her. She was wrong, but it would have been tough for you to prove it was the other guy. You'll have to keep on keepin' on.