Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
Today, while working in a blood drawing clinic, a mom sat in the chair holding her 4-year-old child, who kicked me square in the groin. Being a heavyset lady, I shrugged it off and collected the sample, while the child screamed, "Kicking worked on the last man that did this!" FML
Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML
Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, we had the cops called on us because my son was panicking so much about his first COVID jab, his older sister got fed up, took him outside, put him in a headlock and choked him unconscious so the nurse could jab him. Instead, the nurse called the cops. FML
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, I took my kids to the doctor. In the waiting room, a six year old boy walked up to me, punched me in the crotch, and ran away with my glasses. When the kid's parents made him give me my glasses back, he spat on them. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
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brianjman14 23
Wow, what a brat. After it was all over, you should have called security or something.
bebz_fml 0
yeah well they just piss me off
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Comments (172)
Compass 0
Refuse them treatment from now on. That'll teach 'em to **** with the people that keep them healthy.
purpleadios 10
After all that I think you have the right to flinch and not be called a bitch.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Hate little bratty motherfuckers... next time **** his little ass up and tell the mom that you did it cause I swear I can't stand shit like that, that is so ******* disrespectful, obviously the mom's not doing the job when it needs to be done so whip that ass next time...
tj79 3
sounds pretty damn special to me
raesolis86 0
FYL OP u should have pinched the little bastard
moonsolomon 0
I once acted up at a pediatrician's office when I was about ten- really old enough to know better, but the problem was he was checking for abuse, and nobody *told* me that was going to happen. I freaked. out. Definitely not the same as a shot.
kokolafiki 0
thats what i would do if i had to get a needle. i kicked my doctor in the balls when i was getting a flu shot. some people are just scared of needles! so YDI for being a torturer
theboldshadow 11
lol coulda snapped the needle when you stuck it in his arm
Wynton 0
lmao you jus got bitched
xXAznBoiXx 0
13 years old eh? he needs a beating... I've never heard of a 13 year old doin that shit even if he was "special"