Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
Today, while working in a blood drawing clinic, a mom sat in the chair holding her 4-year-old child, who kicked me square in the groin. Being a heavyset lady, I shrugged it off and collected the sample, while the child screamed, "Kicking worked on the last man that did this!" FML
Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML
Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, we had the cops called on us because my son was panicking so much about his first COVID jab, his older sister got fed up, took him outside, put him in a headlock and choked him unconscious so the nurse could jab him. Instead, the nurse called the cops. FML
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, I took my kids to the doctor. In the waiting room, a six year old boy walked up to me, punched me in the crotch, and ran away with my glasses. When the kid's parents made him give me my glasses back, he spat on them. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
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brianjman14 23
Wow, what a brat. After it was all over, you should have called security or something.
bebz_fml 0
yeah well they just piss me off
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Comments (172)
hoghunter 1
instead of a vaccination you should have shot that little shit full of poison and then steralize the mother so she couldn't make any more, and done the world a favor.
diet_otaku 0
oh the kid's special, alright. he just hasn't been diagnosed with anything. too bad these parents never get called out for ******* up their kids' development.
MimaKirigoe 5
You should have told her to get her crap and her misbegotten little monster and get the hell out of your sight.
tangyterp83 0
well I'm sure you'll remember him the next time he comes in. then use the thickest needle you can find for his dumbass.
Bama_Roll_Tide 0
YDI, You can't even spell PEDIATRICS
Cinn_fml 23
It's spelt with an a, like caesium, paedophile and probably a variety of other words. Or more rather, it's technically accepted as being spelt both ways due to each being accepted in different places.
Kawaiichan42 3
Why is it that Americans think our way is the only correct way to spell things, yet everyone in the UK and such seems to be perfectly fine with and knowledgeable of American English spellings and whatnot? It's shameful. You're all making us out to be ignorant, pompous jackasses, and then we wonder why other countries hate us. It's because we generally tend to act like our way is the only correct way.
Cinn_fml 23
We're fine with you having your own way of spelling things so long as you allow us to continue spelling things our way. :) Or maybe that's just me? However chances are that it's because there's more people in America than the UK, which means that people in the UK are more likely to be familiar with American spelling whereas people in America are less likely to have come across UK spelling? Just a thought. Though I do agree with you.
Kawaiichan42 3
You might be right, Cinn. Maybe it's also because there are more Americans around to act like assholes. We aren't exactly known for being polite...
sunnyfurball 0
not special, just rotten!
shotgunhr 0
it's bad Enough that people make fun of disabled kids, but people to act like one deserve to die in a hole.
celticguy08 0
I think you are a "special" with horrible grammar like that
drummaboya 0
he probably is special nit undiagnosed ****** retard child
am_i_dead_yet 0
well its not ur fault. its her fault for letting her kid be a brat. and wtf even if he was special, u shouldnt let him do that shit... id try restraining him...