Today, we had the cops called on us because my son was panicking so much about his first COVID jab, his older sister got fed up, took him outside, put him in a headlock and choked him unconscious so the nurse could jab him. Instead, the nurse called the cops. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, I gave birth to our first child at home. What was supposed to be a beautiful moment of us peacefully greeting our newborn, ended up with the cops knocking on our door. Apparently me giving birth sounds like a domestic dispute. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML
Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
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Top comments
Jeremy Strang 7
Good. Your family sounds demented. Hopefully CPS gets involved and you lose your kids.
MidnaLink 35
Is it the actual needle he was scared of, or the contents? If it's the former, well, sadly they don't have a pill form. If it's the latter, well, buck up kid, 'cause if you can drink sodas and energy drinks, you can have this.
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Comments (11)
Jeremy Strang 7
Good. Your family sounds demented. Hopefully CPS gets involved and you lose your kids.
Khay33 12
Whoa! I think that's extreme. I mean, choking the kid was completely extreme and uncalled for... but I really hope op gets away with a warning or a fine or something...
RichardPencil 32
Stupid nurse! Why didn't she jab him when he was out? Missed opportunity!
kevinwm0 15
Please tell me this happened at a trailer park in Florida.
MidnaLink 35
Is it the actual needle he was scared of, or the contents? If it's the former, well, sadly they don't have a pill form. If it's the latter, well, buck up kid, 'cause if you can drink sodas and energy drinks, you can have this.
ChipBoundary 9
Not even remotely a comparison that is legitimate.
Michael Wood_279567485 8
Are you upset that the nurse did their job and reported a criminal act, or are you upset that you raised a daughter who is a monster?
AutisticPat 10
You need to get your daughter psychological intervention. Period. Your son could end up with PTSD and neurological trauma because of what his sister did.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And where were YOU when this was happening? You just let your daughter take your son outside and choke him unconscious? Maybe you were at work and your daughter took him per your request? I don't know, but either way, I find it hard to believe she took the kid outside during a COVID vaccine appointment and no one was around.
DEMIGOD 6
😂😂