Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me." My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was getting into a Uber after a long day at work. I opened the door, sat down, and started venting to the driver about my horrible day. Five minutes in, I realized I had climbed into a random stranger’s car. He didn’t even tell me; he just let me complain. FML
Today, I got into an Uber, said, “Hey! How’ve you been?” to the driver, thinking he was a friend of mine. The guy suspiciously replied, “Uh, I think we’ve never met,” and we both sat in uncomfortable silence for the rest of the ride. FML
Today, I was on the worst blind date ever, so I tried to secretly request an Uber to get out of there. My date then picked up his phone, receiving my request. Turns out he's an Uber driver and he was looking for a reason to get out of the date too. FML
Today, I got into an Uber, excited for the date I was going to. After about 20 minutes, I had a confused conversation with the driver, because it seemed like we were going to the wrong address. I checked the app, I'd booked a ride to my ex’s place out of habit. FML
Today, a guy who'd never used ride-share before asked for help at the airport. I thought we hadn't figured it out yet, so I canceled mine, which doubled my fare when I ordered it a minute later because we'd actually had figured it out. FML
Today, it's my first day as an expat. Hoping to arrive early for work, I hailed a cab. The driver took it upon himself to take the scenic route and play tour guide, no matter how much I refused. Not only was I late, he turned violent when I refused to pay his $100 fare plus a "talent fee." FML
Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML
Today, I was driving in a busy area looking for a place to park. I happened to lock eyes with a really handsome man who was walking alongside the road. He approached my car with a huge, gorgeous smile, and as I rolled my window down, he asked, "Are you my Uber?" FML
Today, I caught a ride with a coworker in their new Mercedes. They spent the drive passionately talking about how it made them a better driver and all the people that say otherwise are idiots. After running three stop signs and nearly sideswiping a minivan, I decided to walk the last mile. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend of 10 months to rent a car, for which he needed his dad to sign for. To avoid introducing me, he banished me to the nearest airport terminal, and picked me up 45 minutes later, around 11:30 p.m. FML
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Top comments
davek 36
Get a goddamn train then.
Tempuser117 2
Don't get in! He probably doesn't have any candy and didn't really lose a puppy. You always have a choice! Cheap-ride is already a scary name for something like that.
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Comments (75)
davek 36
Get a goddamn train then.
BelleElle_fml 0
European Sex Trafficker!!!!
TheWhiteDemon 0
better than a soundproff shatterless glass windowed bulletproof van whose doors only unlock by the driver
tweetbaby14 18
OP you're not very good at accusing are you? what idiot would try to kidnap you in something without windows... people can hear you scream that way.
arob 0
obviously the OP means a van that is all walls and has no place for windows......not a van in which the windows have been busted out and therefore is "windowless".
smartman136 8
dont worry ill only search if u give me money. i want one million in a burlap sack. also i need some plutonium. dont ask y but it has to do with a delorian a dog and a teenager
rallets 23
"cheap-ride program" was the nickname of one of my ex-girlfriends HI-OH!!!
xXpeachesXx 0
WIN! ^
MrSassypants 34
if it's windowless how can the driver see when he drives unless that window is just missing and nice one 30
EffinAhole 0
cheap ride program? We call that hitch hiking in the states and you're just asking to get ass raped if you do it.
lm27 5
enjoy the kidnapping/anal rape!!
brightnite 0
19 I loled for like 5 mins
gntfmlingnow 12
27 won epicly
Tempuser117 2
Don't get in! He probably doesn't have any candy and didn't really lose a puppy. You always have a choice! Cheap-ride is already a scary name for something like that.
coffeygirl12 14
well don't get in the car, take a train or something!!!
davek 36
Get a goddamn train then.
iphonelover10 0
ikr
barbara_jude_wee_fml 0
what?? this fml made no sence.....
DjeePee 25
I love how this FML is written. The rest from it sucks. If you're afraid of a stranger who's happy to see you (see, he didn't say '****'), than cancel him and take the train, tadaa, problem solved.
iRyanJr 0
PEDOBEAR!!!
BritishHobo 0
Well don't ******* get in the van then... especially if you're scared.
FuckIt2010 3
what part of europe
n8equalsd 0
Funniest FML ever.
Seelu 0
I love your avatar. And, op, hope you are safe!
QWERTYCommander 5
Don't get in the van.
spatz447 3
That's funny!