Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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krushr 3
I'm pretty sure most guys wouldn't consider this an FML.
shortyshort21 0
maybe you guys had the same girlfriend...
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Comments (168)
xFaust_fml 12
So? She's bisexual. We're quite a few. Welcome to reality.
buoyantcitrus 0
Ain't is a contraction of 'am not'
5t3ff1k4h 47
Apparently my comment disappeared. You'll note from the context I used the word in, that I know 'ain't' is a contraction for 'am not'. In case my comment never shows up, I said "'Ain't' ain't a word."
chris13174 0
ydi for not appreciating your girls ability to highly improve your sex life
iheartglasses 0
My ex boyfriend dated more guys than I had. Just makes for an interesting relationship lol But its possible to be bisexual and monogomous so dont sweat it
italianboy6983 0
I agree that's not an FML
boatkicker 5
And your point is..... In most couples, one partner or the other has more dating experience. What's it really matter whether they were men or women? What's it matter if she has more experience than you? I suppose maybe FYL if you have some sort of moral issue with same-sex-couples (but I doubt that. I feel like the FML would have been worded differently if that was the case) but other than that, not really an FML.
yummycupcakegirl 0
No....DUH!!
yummycupcakegirl 0
My bad wrong FmL:(
RedPillSucks 33
At what point did you decide this would be a competition? Grow up.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
^This. I can only see this affecting your relationship if you're insecure about your experience, skills or prowess, masculinity, sexual orientation, etc.
Lisa89 3
yeh what 72 and others said
gitarex 4
dude! threesome
tjgg 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Gloritank 8
I think op is saying that they are a failure at dating.