Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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krushr 3
I'm pretty sure most guys wouldn't consider this an FML.
shortyshort21 0
maybe you guys had the same girlfriend...
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Comments (168)
iltby 3
Who cares?
lostonelove 0
fyl? most guys dream of having a gf that is bi. just be glad she's had more pussy then penis. quit complaining guys are prob begging to be in your shoes. and to those who think that his gf has short hair and all that's prob not true. most bi females don't change into the dike category
Daddymo 14
Nice :-D As long as she's not dating them now, of course.
Mortanious 0
To quote my ex "I've had more pussy that you will probably ever have". I was like: "Nice, what was your favorite?" She: "Vietnamese was certainly one of the better flavors."
rebbee 0
Use this info to your advantage my friend! This sort of thing could make for some interesting occasions!!!! ;-)
syedlink27 0
can u say DSL?
kittysammich_fml 0
i like ur girlfriend
tfunk00 0
why's this a fml?
ksm80128 0
ewwww fml indeed I see a break up in the future lol or u should anyways
auto_da_fe 2
Why? What does it matter if she's faithful and if he cares for her?
labratory5 0
that's not a bad thing
angrynegro7 16
Sorry OP, but I'm really not seeing a downside to this