Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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krushr 3
I'm pretty sure most guys wouldn't consider this an FML.
shortyshort21 0
maybe you guys had the same girlfriend...
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Comments (168)
nickgman2222 0
That's your fml? Dude, that's awesome. Potential 3some man!
nate2790 0
Take advantage of this.. Have a 3 some!
fityfo54 8
You know this could go either way if OP is really religious (depending on the religion) it could be a problem. But in any other case it comes down to personal preference. I'm a guy and personally don't care unless theirs someone on the side.
gunnerysgt 15
Hey think of it this way, possible 3-some territory
cjb87 23
The assumptions in these comments are driving me absolutely crazy. I'm bi. It doesn't mean I'm promiscuous or can't/ don't want to be monogamous. It doesn't mean I'm more likely to leave or be unfaithful. It doesn't mean my sexuality is a bonus for you and you will get to have threesomes. If I come out to a guy I've just started dating and they assume this means I get around, am DTF and don't want anything serious, and/or that I am an opportunity for threesomes and my bisexuality is there to be hot for them, I walk away. I'm attracted to people from different genders for different reasons, physical included, but ultimately, I'm attracted to people for who they are. This includes whether they seem capable of being a good partner instead of a self-centered assface.
spacewardtrout 16
And?
nyklo 11
One of my ex-girlfriends has had more girlfriends than me.
lesabber 18
is she in for a threesome?