Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
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Sinshine 28
Even if she wasn't cheating on you, do you really want to be with someone who doesn't stand up for you as their boyfriend and denies you? I'd hope you have more self-respect than that.
jzisgoat 3
Wait... what?
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jzisgoat 3
Wait... what?
Kelsie Lynn Christensen 13
The gf told her mom that she was dating someone else because the mom didn’t approve. But she actually IS dating said person and probably cheating on him.
jkjorn 18
ok, that makes more sense than what I thought OP was saying- that the mother was also dating the side piece. It could have been worded better.
Sinshine 28
Even if she wasn't cheating on you, do you really want to be with someone who doesn't stand up for you as their boyfriend and denies you? I'd hope you have more self-respect than that.