Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and me. It started with, "I love you", and ended with,"You and your brother were mistakes." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, I was talking to my dad about how I don’t think I love my fiancé anymore. He sat me down and gave me a severe talking to that amounted to, “We’re a respectable religious family, he’ll be a good husband, you’ll make babies and grow old together. You don’t need to love him to do that.“ FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, I texted my brother saying, "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he replied, "You better not be doing drugs." FML
Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
It could be worse. Credit your dad for taking ownership of his "mistakes" and being present in your lives.
sappel 4
aw :| thats fuked up. wat an ass...
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sappel 4
aw :| thats fuked up. wat an ass...
MissErikaHart 0
sorry op, should've been swallowed
crumbycool881 0
haha that's sad
TroII 0
2 you are win lol
BenD0VER 0
what did #2 say?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
OK, kids, it's FML PSA time again. *ahem* HEAR YE, HEAR YE: Asking someone to repeat a comment that was obviously against the rules is downright dumb. If you can't handle your burning curiosity, please PM either the original commenter or someone who replied to it for the content. Thank you.
cccoaler42 0
ur pretty hot sappel
wertywe 0
suck on that
krazygirl100 9
what an ass i would be like no u r
maphineRAWRS 10
how did that even happen? D:
marinus_fml 20
Pretty sure OP didn't ask whether the condom broke, whether his mum didn't swallow, or whether the pill didn't work.
maphineRAWRS 10
wow /hates on Josie and I ment how the conversation started like that and ended like that.. chill, yeah? :S
FortMinor 0
cause the dad is a f*cking d*ck
seanders 10
3: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.:)
Mister_Grinch 0
I know this is off topic Maphine, but this kitty likes rawring too! (:
amerwin 3
It could be worse. Credit your dad for taking ownership of his "mistakes" and being present in your lives.
liller90 0
I really can't picture how any of this went down..
NavyAvi 0
I feel you bro, I was a stronger swimmer than most too
Ancarnia 0
sometimes it's not the destination, it's the journey. this especially applies to that conversation.
kandismichelle 0
Haha! That'd be fun
knibbsy 4
Kick your old man in the nuts and then tell him it was just a mistake.
sccrismyantidrg 4
This fml has way too many grammar mistakes.
Agiggleaday 0
get over it.Its the internet
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
I hate when people act like just because it's the internet we should be subjected to their laziness. you are posting something in a typed medium for others to read. if you want me to read what you have to say about something, you could at least take the time to use proper grammar and maybe even proofread the damn thing before you hit send. I want to read what you have to say, but I don't want to have to play detective to figure out what the hell your illiterate ramblings are getting at. there are hundreds of tools at your disposal to help you if you need it. I understand sometimes people just make honest mistakes, but quit making excuses for laziness. learn the difference between you're and your, and it's and its, and don't post shit like "oichowitis" when you mean "oh I see how it is". If I wanted to solve a cryptogram, I'd pick up a newspaper. perhaps you should grab one as well so you can learn to spell. (disclaimer: this comment is not for any person in particular)
sccrismyantidrg 4
Well said #28. I noticed they tried to fix the fml but it still contains an error. What a complete fail.
DreggsOfSociety 0
Too long. Did not read.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
#32 if that was sarcasm...hilarious if you were serious..me very sad. short enough for you now?
RedPillSucks 33
Remember that when your prospective employer discloses during the interview that they saw your ramblings on facebook and FML and will be using that during your evaluation. hmm.... maybe I'll post a fake FML about not getting a job because I posted illiterate FML comments.
Narchico 0
#28 is an ass! While rambling on about grammar errors, he/she forgot several capitalizations. I hate grammar Nazis who fail to make their points by celebrating the very thing they are bitching about. You're an ass. If you give two ***** about grammar, become an English/Writing/Composition professor and make a difference there. Otherwise, if you'd rather read things that celebrate proper form and function of this (quickly dissolving) language, pick up a book and quit "wasting" your time on the literary puzzle that is the internet. Furthermore, quit wasting our time on your critique thereof. I enjoy proper grammar. it gives me hope when people take the time to write correctly (as you so clearly have not)... but I prefer to look past people's errors and enjoy their effort to share the other ways their lives are ******. Your superiority complex is annoying... and the ONLY reason I've taken aim at YOU is because you were so obtuse to presume the right to do so to the OP without paying mind to your own insufficiencies! And now I will accept my criticism for bustin' yo ballz!
Narchico 0
Dallasgirl... I REALLY, REALLY doubt you will become a doctor... or that you are successfully posting a degree in any field. I cannot bring myself to believe that a respectable school would allow someone to graduate who doesn't know the difference between "stock" and "stalk" and that person would be encouraged to peruse a degree in medicine. I can't even imagine all of the poly-syllabic medical words you'd **** up if you can't even spell "stalk" correctly. Psuedostratified cilliated columnar epithelium.... or Pheochromocytoma... or BRAIN! You are gonna have to do better if you are gonna claim ranks amongst us medical professionals. The person you replied to sucks... but you don't get to tell him that unless you suck less than they do! Sorry, Sweetie! But keep trying... maybe, just MAYBE, you will achieve the dream of somebody believing your lies about being a biochem major with a respectable GPA! But you are REALLY gonna have to step up your game! Sorry!
KiwiExchange 16
Well said Narchico(:
FMLtoots 0
You mean "well THEN", right?!? Fail on your degree.
Soledadjr 0
that sucks so much
zeebug 0
Well then you don't have to feel too guilty when you put him in that nursing home.