Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
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allyperls89 0
Why are there girls wearing bikinis in gym class?
_rhett 0
maneuver and tuck, why do you think there's a waistband on your swimsuit?
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niqua55 0
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you are a ... perv people might think this is funny but ewww
wintamint101 7
ouch...that must've been akward in a speedo
nateypooo 0
hmm... if it's a tight suit then it is very obvious but ppl wear baggy suits and Boone can tell. but fyl op for having an akward moment with ur junk.
ffmmllyaya 0
by how easily u got an erection under water in guessing your in high school, hs in us usually don't have pools or swimming class.. and you got to see your classmate in bikinis, that in no way is a fml
s_rose007 0
how is the OP a perv? it's not like he can control his boners
i_wuz_nver_here 31
yeah but they can control whose boobs they stare at
z620 0
what kinda school do you go to that has a pool for gym class?
livin_plur 0
all the high schools in san Jose have swimming pools, and believe me were pretty ghetto, well my school at least, everyones required to swim or you can't graduate
Alvarortor 14
THE ROD CHOOSES FOR HIM!!IT TOOK OVER HIS MIND!!!
speedo_fml 0
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U can't get an erection in the water that easily
sandormatyi 25
who said it was easy? it must have been rather hard...
1234321 0
hahahaha that sucks
_rhett 0
maneuver and tuck, why do you think there's a waistband on your swimsuit?
z620 0
exactly wat I was gonna say and #2... wat? plus number sometimes u can't help it
redsox4021 0
u can't manuver a tuck without a shirt if your pants slip or you bend your junk is gonna show
redsox4021 0
btw #1 what r u a 5 year old or a homosexual ? r u one of those guys in highschool that still pretends that he doesn't like girls?
jeff_chen 0
Lol
CuriousSnail 16
You can very easily always see an erection in a swim suit no matter what. Especially when you get out of the water and the suit gets super tight around your skin
coltmerriman 15
How can you tuck your dick in your waistband? Mine pokes out :(
Tehalon 0
#2 how does being in the water prevent you from getting an erection? Never stopped me (but that was my gf's fault, not like i was drooling over some chicks in bikini's)
Rockinroyaltyx3 21
Magic~
allyperls89 0
Why are there girls wearing bikinis in gym class?
xSiiKxXxNaStYx 0
wondering the same thing. my school doesnt have a f'n pool.
NeonBluee 8
My gym class always went on field trips to the local swimming pool.
kagrahamcracka 9
We have a pool at our senior high school. I've been to other schools that have pools too, is it really that uncommon?
starbux 0
#4 knows where it's at. harder to do in a speedo though. i would just fake cramps.
were_giraffe 2
#1 It's not pervy if the gals are legal age, or if they're the same age as he is. I say... hell just go out there and dive and be proud of it. Confidence makes all the difference. >:)
niqua55 0
#8 ... it is cuz yur at school in gym u shouldnt be thinking about tapping her you should be thinking about the your grades.. yu feel me
wbrycem 0
You get a boner real easy, dude. Speaking of boners, I had morning wood when my roommate uncovered me to try and get me with spray-on tanning shit.