Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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krushr 3
I'm pretty sure most guys wouldn't consider this an FML.
shortyshort21 0
maybe you guys had the same girlfriend...
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Comments (168)
Hopersz 0
Haha dude thats cool. Dont hate on her cause you had her sloppy seconds lol. Naw JK. For real though big deal
failblorg 0
BISEXUAL ALERT!
Horde 8
Thank you, Capt. Obvious :]
farkie3 8
You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.
NiceGuyz 0
Thank you for your contribution, Private Predictable. ^NiceGuyz^
perdix 31
If she's so good at attracting females, have her rustle up some threesomes for you. Maybe she'll get two more girls and let you hold the camera. Not the optimal case, but still a pretty damn good consolation prize.
roobear 2
Is it just me or have Perdix's responses fallen off a lot? They used to all be witty and funny... now they're OK but...
perdix 31
No, it's just you. Hahahaha! I've always been hit or miss -- I go for volume!
zeebug 0
So you've got a carpet muncher on your hands. Big deal. Stay with her if you're ok with it, leave her if you're not. Simple as that. Next!
hurleycat 6
suprise…
Jimboom 12
Thats hot. I don't see how this is a FML. This is a good thing as you unlike most guys actually have the possibility of a 3 way with another woman. ;-)
DjeePee 25
And why do you actually think that being bisexual is the same as being a polygamist?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#46 Agreed...Bisexual women don't always want to have threesomes.
DjeePee 25
Oh, and another point: why do you actually think that the threesome would be with another woman? (Sometimes I have the feeling I'm a little bisexual. Women do have the most gorgeous bodies. But, I never want to have a threesome, especially not one with another girl. Ugh, I would be so jealous. Two guys suits me better. But that would make my boyfriend so jealous. Monogamism for the win!)
RedPillSucks 33
That would be hillarious... her *Honey, lets have a threesome* him *whoo hoooo!!! lets do it tonight* him, tonight * WTF! Who the hell are you?* her *Honey, meet Richard. His dick is bigger than yours*
perdix 31
NerdsGmh, do bisexual girls SOMETIMES want to have threesomes? RPS, that reminds me of an SNL sketch: A wife wanted to treat her husband to a threesome for his birthday and she brought in her sexy girlfriend. He said that wasn't what he had in mind, and in walked a guy. The wife started getting excited until another guy walked in, and then she got pushed out of the door.
Graawr 7
Who cares if she had more girlfriends. At least maybe you're really serious and faithful to your girlfriend, or your exes.
boritom 1
She is the master of the C.L.I.T. You are a mere padowan. (Kevin Smith will soon be masturbating to this comment)
DrAwesome 6
YDI for dating the chick with short spiked hair and an anchor tattoo.
Bekll 31
She looks like that for being bi?!
Bekll 31
It's odd my comment was moderated. All I asked is why assume a bisexual female has spiky hair and a tattoo.
farkie3 8
well, that's sexy. Tell her, pics or it didn't happen.
farkie3 8
Or even better, video.