Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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krushr 3
I'm pretty sure most guys wouldn't consider this an FML.
shortyshort21 0
maybe you guys had the same girlfriend...
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Comments (168)
martinbourdon_fml 2
xD
SugarBaby983 0
She's a lesbian??
qjdb 8
Both my wife and my girlfriend are bisexual. And yeah, it's hot. And yeah, we all three do things to each other. To those of you knocking a threesome, don't knock it till you try it. :-)
AgeIsJustANumber 0
I'll laugh so hard if she were to dump your ass for a chick :) fyl
M43Kewics 0
Don't start conversations you're not prepared for. Does that make sense? Maybe the word "truth" should be somewhere in that.
xxdestroy 0
dude, I love bisexual girls (: this isn't really an FML though.
hellboy23 0
ask for 3 way :)
nikki9tails 3
hahahaha hahhahahhahaa
green_eyed_gwen 0
Boo hoo your girlfriend has been with more girls than you, grow a pair and be the best person for her.
SexyGamerNerd110 8
not always true. I'm bisexual, and don't like threesomes all that much. my boyfriend gas yet to be able to convince me to have one. so don't assume all bi girls are willing to share.