Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
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Top comments
hellojpg 0
Shower more often u dirty gorilla
nephilim241 19
Hey, I bet it keeps you warm in winter though..
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Comments (143)
maddie2015 0
That's naste.
JBTSfan 2
why do you alert everyone on heres when it's time for you to shave?
Ugi 27
This would be easier to judge as a FML if we knew whether you were a man, a woman, or a gorilla.
HelloNurse71 0
One word. Wax. Do it.
Jerret 6
One word: SHAVE.
morganhchs 5
The bad thing about this is that this is a woman.
tgamer300 0
So it stayed on for more than 1 second, but only one of them was good.
thatmirandachick 7
That's ******* nasty.
Gymnast317 4
Ewww that's kinda gross. You need to Shave
Hisfav1 6
Shave that bitch