Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
You keep on smiling. He either had a bad day, or is finally revealing that he's a grouch, but neither is an excuse to snap at you for trying to brighten his day.
ChaiLatTae 9
Someone had REALLY bad mood. Don't let it get you down, we need more happy people in the world :D
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Comments (13)
BurnInDemonFire 39
You keep on smiling. He either had a bad day, or is finally revealing that he's a grouch, but neither is an excuse to snap at you for trying to brighten his day.
sunnyray812 42
Someone is having a bad day. It may be best just to keep your distance. He'll come out of it when he's ready.
r 8
He’s not used to people liking him.
ChaiLatTae 9
Someone had REALLY bad mood. Don't let it get you down, we need more happy people in the world :D
Dotti Jay 4
sounds like my life
MorganHex 28
true colors. dont ignore the red flags
BeachMammal 8
Sorry to say, but this relationship is not meant to be. He'd do best on his own.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
He had a bad day. Imagine if you had a bad day and someone said your advice to you. Maybe we should try be adults and acknowledge that sometimes people have bad days and not automatically tell others to dump their partner because they had a bad day.
tounces7 28
Okay that's gotta be a huge ass red flag.
Kyrstin Budd 12
Wow, even if he was in a bad mood, that’s not an excuse for him to treat you so poorly. If it’s normal for him to be hateful like that, RUN. It won’t get better with time!
quelsauvage 12
Smile for a new boyfriend.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
You will be smiling for new partners a lot if this is worth ending a relationship over