Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
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hellojpg 0
Shower more often u dirty gorilla
nephilim241 19
Hey, I bet it keeps you warm in winter though..
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Comments (143)
Feedmyaddiction5 14
Maybe a wax is in order. Just don't scream like the 40 year old virgin :)
foxmatrix15 8
Hair on ur back?? That's just disgusting dude wax or have laser removal I've heard guys with hairy backs also trails down to ur butt so u have a hairy ass too?? No woman finds that sexy dude!! U need to get a super razor NOW!!!
choshaki 8
What if OP is a girl.... That's disgusting!
wifey93emilyrose 0
Gross get it shaved
buttercupp2137 0
that's disgusting.
drchick26 0
You mite wanna wax that!!
kenziem18 0
As I read thus fml I can't help but to think about the 40 year old virgin and how they waxed his back.. Maybe you should look into it op
ohmandapants 17
They waxed his chest
perdix 31
I'd say that was a very bad second for the soap. Even an inanimate bar of soap knows that thick, matted back fur is disgusting. I can only imagine the untamed thatch happening down in the pubic region. Bleh!
didthatreallyhap_fml 14
thats nasty... i am just wondering where was the wash cloth in this equation? or did you just rub your entire body with ball and back hair soap? *grossedout*
lucitaxd 0
Have a woman shave your back You will purr like a walrus b(^_^)d