Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, while in the airport, I had to use the washroom. Upon exiting, I got confused due to an excess of mirrors and walked directly into one in front of an audience. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML
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abetheanimal 0
Wave?
CVeNgineer 0
I'm not really sure if a restroom that clean actually exists!
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abetheanimal 0
Wave?
bringingsexybak 0
Why were you looking over there in the first place?
Abdul888 16
Give a finger.
Keyman1212 14
Strike up a conversation about how clogged your bowels are!
iSwingDaOtherWay 0
Ahaaa say hi to your new best fwend.!:)
flockz 20
you should spew shit on the floor and see if it richochets. teach that bastard that its your public restroom not his!!
bringingsexybak 0
Um Ya not really
skata 4
70- hence the PUBLIC in the name of the bathroom
rottentomatoes 7
At least it was clean..
Hannah_rox3 8
It sucks. The floors in my highschool bathrooms are the same way. Quite disturbing really...lol
fakeaccountX 6
A public restroom with clean floors? Yeah right.
marpay 11
18- they were looking at the floor and noticed. I don't know about you but generally I don't just stare ahead when I'm using the toilet. I tend to look at the floor and how would you not notice at that point.
bringingsexybak 0
90- um ya I do stare ahead. I piss and I leave. I don't Stare at the floor.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
OP..you know you liked it ;)
stormchaser24 24
Wow. Why did you not wave like a nice neighbor
Lenho 26
Yeah. If OP had waved, the neighbour might have offered tickets for next friday's game.
kickazz16 15
You should have waved like a friendly Mr. Rovers :)
kickazz16 15
*ROGERS. DYAC
zachherbert 10
Like a good neighbor... STATE FARM IS THERE....can a man get a HOT TUB.
lylasgurgur 12
You said that wrong.."...and can I geta Hot Tub?!"
CVeNgineer 0
I'm not really sure if a restroom that clean actually exists!
Sienna420 4
Especially a public restroom.
rattusrattus 19
Generally they have brown tiles, to disguise the brown substance that may be upon them. I did see one with shiny tiles, but that was in a pub.
SexySheWolf 0
yeah especially considering that it's a public restroom
SinfulTragedy 19
Oh my...
rayrayray23 1
That's what I said when I saw your picture.
gleeklove 2
55- even though her comment was a fail.. that was pretty rude of you.
SinfulTragedy 19
Aww thanks, 55! :)
rayrayray23 1
That's what I said when I saw your picture.
Iskaria 0
Any U.S. loos I've been in have had serious privacy issues, their cubical doors have had unacceptably large gaps on the sides, when you can actually see someone walking past your stall and you strategically place your handbag over the gap you know something is amiss lol... FYL I hate bad loos too :P
ShroomsOnAcid 17
That really freaked me out too when I went to the bathroom in the US for the first time. I was used to full privacy stalls from floor to ceiling, no gaps.
Enslaved 38
I always wondered about that too. Sometimes I think they purposely do that to stop graffiti or something.
kiakia0131 23
I hate using public bathrooms because of that reason lol. I liked being overseas because they had floor to ceiling walls in the stalls.
heyred 11
Who's Lou? Lol
white16sox 19
44 please tell me that was sarcasm.
TraceCase_ 19
Well, I feel naive...and ripped off. Bad public schools aand restrooms!?! Get it together, US!
Babydoll4ever 7
When I was in elementary school the stalls were super short, and didn't go to the ceiling, yet it did go to the floor. One day, I was in the bathroom and a teacher walked in, saw me using the restroom and said hello..yes. twas akward.
Spinnmaster 1
I ain't scared to use the public restroom in U.S.A.. Ain't nobody gonna mess with honeybadger!
marpay 11
68- this is why teachers are not allowed to go into school bathrooms unless they hear screams or a struggle.
belkinbra 12
A struggle? Was the school lunch really that bad?
bobbymullet 11
^ haha that literally made me laugh out loud like an idot(;
ZERObryan 1
Teachers use the restrooms in my school... It's always awkward when they are in there... O_o
yo_bro_hoe 5
76- your picture goes so well with that statement lmao
T1A2Z3 35
And now you're sending it over here. The fast food places here are down right scary.
uprising_fml 0
make a funny face ?
Blueglasscup 18
Just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave.
J0gby 0
*smiles amd waves*
mArkoman134 0
*waves and smiles* yup did the total opposite :)
kickazz16 15
*royal princess wave*
CryMoreFMLs 15
-driveby hanging out window wave- I am a king o- -crashes into a pole at 65mph-
ShyAnn29 15
77 you don't need to wave, your penis will do that for you!
sandyandellie 5
haha
Potterhead1 3
wow 85, way to be a combo breaker
steeledwolf 8
That's right 77 when in doubt whip it out
Lenho 26
I hope the toilet was as shiny as the floor.
Stealth_Void 4
Classy...
hannahcorrine 0
I'd have smiled and waved Hahaha