Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
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Top comments
hellojpg 0
Shower more often u dirty gorilla
nephilim241 19
Hey, I bet it keeps you warm in winter though..
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Comments (143)
BronyVasNormandy 12
Solution: A roll of duct tape, and some balls.
jlove34 2
I'm gonna puke that's nasty! Wax
seprioth0126 0
Friction wouldn't cause that.
BronyVasNormandy 12
Logic? On my internetz? GTFO
BOOSCAREDU 0
25 your picture go's so well with your comment.
gregorrok1 0
I'm pretty sure friction would be what would do that...
LilaBear 2
gregorrok1 - no, friction wouldn't cause that. You don't get friction on something slippery like soap.
deviable 9
You're right, friction wouldn't do that, but try getting a hair off a bar of soap without using your nail. Harder than it sounds. I think it gets stuck in the softened outer layer or something.
pyrogirl6622 0
Try back waxing.
that_nerdy_sock 3
I agree with 18. That's all.
ilikeapplejuice 7
damn if it's that thick you might as well shampoo and condition
Jujubilee 1
Back hair is NEVER okay...
Jenmaree 9
Spot on. Most guys would never accept a girl with black curly leg hair, why should girls have to put up with disgusting back hair? Frankly I feel the same about chest hair. Girls are expected to be constantly well groomed, it's time for guys to lift their game!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, a whole second? You know that isn't very long, right? But on behalf of women everywhere - wax.
starwind3438 9
He must be Harry from the Henderson's.
HideouslyHuman 10
Don't feel bad,I understood it.But I didn't really like it :-(
ThisRandomChild 0
PLEASE tell me you arent a woman ;__;