Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year-old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a long road trip with my son. He had to pee, and told him he had to wait till I could stop the car. He started counting backwards from 10. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML
Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML
Today, my 7 year-old brother asked me what "horny" meant whilst in the car with my parents. When I wouldn't tell him what it meant he screamed, "I'm getting horny!" at the top of his lungs, and told my parents that I told him to say it. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, some kid on the bus kept pissing me off, making fart jokes and singing the Peppa Pig theme song on repeat. Angrily, I confronted him and asked him if he was 7. He retaliated with, "Yeah, 7 inches deep in your MOM!" FML
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Top comments
SirBedevere 0
Well son, that's just how some men like to have a good time.
zinoxity 23
Let's hope your kid doesn't try it out.
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Comments (210)
The_Maxassin 3
I know this is slightly off-topic, but how is this a ydi? How could the op control the outcome of this?
iBiteRoses 22
That's not off-topic at all actually, that's just pretty much absolutely true.
lizliz23 0
LMFAO
xxskittlezxx1 0
they were that horny they cudnt wait to get to a hotel
PeriodStains 7
That's attractive. c: I now will pay attention while on the highway.
BloodyMary666 24
How did u answer? xD
tedyesca 0
he just wanted to check if it worked. on a serious note you shouldve recorded it and got the police involved for lewd acts on public property or whatever its called
jessieO 0
oh my! awkward moment there.
grovervac3000 15
Woah!
eilef 2
When you gotta do it, you gotta do it
leogzz 0
Lol!!!!!!!!!!