Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year-old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a long road trip with my son. He had to pee, and told him he had to wait till I could stop the car. He started counting backwards from 10. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML
Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML
Today, my 7 year-old brother asked me what "horny" meant whilst in the car with my parents. When I wouldn't tell him what it meant he screamed, "I'm getting horny!" at the top of his lungs, and told my parents that I told him to say it. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, some kid on the bus kept pissing me off, making fart jokes and singing the Peppa Pig theme song on repeat. Angrily, I confronted him and asked him if he was 7. He retaliated with, "Yeah, 7 inches deep in your MOM!" FML
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Top comments
SirBedevere 0
Well son, that's just how some men like to have a good time.
zinoxity 23
Let's hope your kid doesn't try it out.
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Comments (210)
THOMASisMYname 8
well, he had to figure it out somehow.
Riley97 0
Nice picture. :) haha
workaholik 0
Sick bastards...can anyone say we're looking more and more like Sodom and Gomorrah?!
jlh2283 1
Sex while not driving is dangerous, you always get caught! However, sex while driving you don't because ppl pay attention to the road and not other ppls cars. I recommend a slow highway with no other drivers or city streets at night. Traffic jams may seem like the best time to get off but it's really a casualty of indecent exposure.
Peacewind 0
Lawl! Of course this took place in Ontario. I bet it was in Mississauga or Oshawa. Ive seen it happen exactly like that in both those places.
MonkeyGirl17844 0
Omg.... What did you say!
emo_devon 11
OP, sorry that happened...
sueannpalma 7
oh god that's horrible hhis did you explain that one to the kid
maddie2015 0
Awkward.
Blahborg 0
Your face is awkward
narutouzumakiii 0
hey wasssssup
Georgies_Mommy 0
Oh dear god... U must have been horrified! Lol... Where's a cop when u need one hehe...
badactor009 0
You don't have to explain everything to a kid that age. Just say " I don't know". Then talk about something else. Also, you should have called the police. People should not have sex where children can see them.