Today, my 7 year-old brother asked me what "horny" meant whilst in the car with my parents. When I wouldn't tell him what it meant he screamed, "I'm getting horny!" at the top of his lungs, and told my parents that I told him to say it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML
Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML
Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying, and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML
Today, I finally told my brother that I was being sexually harassed at work. I'm 22 and my brother is 41, and he literally told me that I don't even know what sexual harassment is, and then laughed in my face. FML
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Nap_fml 0
funny little kid, I should've done that while I was young :P
maryfofary 0
Ugh the same thing happened to me except it was "******" that he didn't know and my mom went in depth about how it feels when she has one :/
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Comments (74)
Nap_fml 0
funny little kid, I should've done that while I was young :P
caelun 0
ur little bro is smart ahahahahahah it just sounds so funny
nnnihad 6
why didn't you just say you don't know what it means?
Ryzaki 0
But he didn't know what it means.. So, how could he use it in a sentence?
coffeentea 0
What a little ****. Hoped he got punched for it. You can probably tell I'm not a big fan of kids. P:
asb1234561 0
Im sure thats what happened OP ;)
crazeepopo 0
LMAO, now that's funny and embarrassing
Killuhk 8
Its okay lol my little sister asked my mom what a douche was....she told her exactly what it was and how women use them......my sister was asking bc some kid in her class called the teacher a douche...not literally a thing to clean oneself out lol
Krunk 0
Sounds exactly what a devious older brother would tell his younger brother to yell. ;)
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Weren't you IN the car with your parents? Wouldn't they have heard the whole thing?
rachel_anna 0
that sucks! kids do that kind of stuff all the time though...it works better to just lie so they won't do something like that. haha
Juanit0 0
my little sister once did that. i broke her arm.
DrakeRlugia 0
Sounds like a typical little kid! ;)
zahmuy 0
how come you didn't just say it's when things have horns growing out of them? o__o