Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
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Top comments
SugarCrazy 14
Why would you even try to flush it?...That's just common sense.
Every1luvsfmls 6
Sittin on tha toilet!
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Comments (201)
silentblack 0
Not only u was in a shitty situation but red river started over flowing... that sucks
Jonkbaby 23
*the more you knooow
grannygruber 6
YDI, any female out there old enough to have a cycle knows not to flush those. Most females know the signs of when they should be starting, not to mention the approximate date of it. Which means YDI TWICE for stupidity!
lantern 6
Not necessarily, some girls have erratic periods and cannot predict when the next will come. And there aren't always obvious warning signs either.
brohamas16 7
grossssssss
SaMmIMonster96 6
And which part did you find gross?
chanchan127 1
when ur sitting on the John and the toilettpapers gone be a man use ur hand
Zombiegirl420 1
Check before you sit that will solve ur tp problem and remember to stock up on feminine products. Fyl. Ydi.
mrosew442 10
okay, even /I/ know not to flush pads down the toilet, and I just ha my /first/ period
desireev 18
Your profile proclaims that you use grammar... You should probably work on that one.
mrosew442 10
don't judge me I'm on my iPod. auto correct doesn't work for this app for some reason, don't ask me why
desireev 18
I know that you put the "/" in front of and behind your words. Why not use periods and question marks and all of the wonderful points of punctuation?
jessimica642 8
Who the **** gives a /****/?
SherBear133 7
Rose: auto correct usually only corrects spelling from what I can tell... Desireev: umm, It doesn't make sense if she were to replace the / with question marks or periods anyways ... It looks as if she tried to emphasize or italicize them. Either way, you should calm the **** down.
chanchan127 1
no way same
mrosew442 10
157 exactly
wriptidez 0
fyl
legresley85 1
Why would you flush that down the toilet of course it clogged it.
luzy_q 11
Flushing pads down the toilet is a big no-no...
linkinpark98 24
Just like getting in the back of a van that the man who gives out free candy drives.
roseXthorns 8
You aren't supposed to flush pads. It says it in the warnings on the side of the pack.