Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
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Top comments
SugarCrazy 14
Why would you even try to flush it?...That's just common sense.
Every1luvsfmls 6
Sittin on tha toilet!
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Comments (201)
Every1luvsfmls 6
Sittin on tha toilet!
fredrikleijon 4
"smack"
Jonkbaby 23
but girls dont poop
thinkPlNK 0
NOW FLUSH!
Petronix 5
Glad i'm not the only unfortunate soul around here to have seen that. I definitely wondered into a strange part of youtube that night.
AceArctic 4
How did I know I was going to see that comment?
Nightvenom 0
That is a really bloody "Shit"uation.
evilscorpi 29
trust us females if there was a flushable pad we would spend money on it.
SecretMe00 5
I've seen it too 20!
LolFMLnot 10
Wtf, as a female u should've known that , but you probably had one of those stupid moments. FYL OP.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
pads suck ass :/ ..they make you feel like you have a diaper on or something lolol.
gojira666 7
I love being a man
Phil135 4
*Looks down to appreciate penis* Life's good...
Jonkbaby 23
106 they literally do
BradleysMommie 0
I totally agree!(:
SugarCrazy 14
Why would you even try to flush it?...That's just common sense.
Commander223 9
Maybe she doesn't want a tampon with shit on it in her purse.
SugarCrazy 14
25- It wasn't a tampon...And there's this thing called a garbage, maybe you haven't heard of it....
Commander223 9
I haven't. Enlighten me on what you call garbage
lebronesque73091 12
I'm a guy and know not to do that. Totally your fault.
TXjuggalo972 6
Well 30, some would say your comment
DocBastard 40
Commander, you're just making it worse for yourself. Accept your bad comment and move on.
NerdsWillRule 3
There are flush able pads. Even I know that and I'm a guy.
bri5083 9
I've never seen a flushable pad in my life.
Sumo69 9
That was comedy that was pretty funny.
Pinkfl0yd 9
SugarCrazy, I think you're crazy... Crazy awesome! Let the thumb downs begin!
RadPenny 6
it could've been a public bathroom?
GovernorGeneral 8
77 i think it was or she wouldnt have taken her purse ...or she wouldve had more pads if it was her home xD
jmayinc 3
If it was a public restroom...dont they normally have those little trash cans specifically for feminine products n such?
sparkrok 8
70 - and begin, they did!
kelissa_fml 16
And in the bathrooms don't they sell pads for like $.50?
nicoleclark 0
52- You look like ******* snookie. Go scrub some layers of make up off..
lishy1311 0
Everyone knows pads don't get flushed ..
girl112891 7
I agree. It's an unspoken knowlege us girls usually have. My first thought was "WHY would you try to flush a pad?!" FYI this is a great reason to keep little packs of kleenex in your purse. I come across packs of four to six for 99 cents at the 99 cent store!
Felix_Felicis15 8
OP, I'm terribly sorry to say this, but honestly, that was a retarded move. Unless you're twelve years old and you don't know better, then YDI...
MrsYummy42198 0
YDI I'm 13 and even I know that you don't flush pads.... The nerve of some people
Jrt55 3
That sucks look at what you're trying to eat
clumsychik 1
What are you trying to eat?
hellbilly205 17
I think he meant to reply to the plastic apple FML...
Gorillaz23 9
Wrong FML.
ALpein 0
Today, I responded to the wrong FML and looked a fool. FML
AceArctic 4
No no no! He obviously meant that comment for this FML! Think about it...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
3- that sucks. look at what you're trying to respond to.
P_to_the_AM 9
Guys! Take it easy on 3! He's obviously an idiot. Number 3, sweetie, listen. There is no diet whatsoever that will make you stop pooping. So take that comment back!
Jonkbaby 23
lmfao 3 and 28
LianLover 0
Umm… pretty sure that you commented on the wrong fml :)
DropDeadSerena 0
Shit Luck.
TKmax 5
Shit comment
EduJav321 24
Shit reply
Nightvenom 0
Shit remark.
sambabyx24 0
Lmfao
llamafish 25
Shit band
TourettesGuyFTW 26
SHIIIIIIIT!!
scruffy_janitor5 1
C-c-c-combo breaker
AssassinsCRB 0
Shit stain
Lacalema 21
112- party pooper
le_troll 0
Shit picture 57. Real tough..... not.
emmaa3451 11
139- party shitter
kamikrazy 6
Running out of toilet paper sucks. But ydi for throwing your pad down the toilet.
McLovinBearJew 0
Wow and only one wipe.. you were dirty in all sorts of places! Time to dash across the house with your pants down
marinus_fml 20
I'm not sure, but I would tend to believe she wasn't at home. Who in their right mind would take their purse into the bathroom with them when they're at home?
McLovinBearJew 0
True.. so I guess then it's time to wait until everyone has left the bathroom and try and dash out into the next stall
Me_You_Us 7
I dont think its a good idea.. Do that and the door suddendly opens... Tht would definetly happen to someon tht unlucky
desireev 18
I take my purse to the bathroom! But that would probably be because I have a 10-year-old stepson who has very sticky fingers...
desireev 18
Yes. I'm married to a 30-year-old man. I've been with him for a while. Is it a crime?! Am I not allowed to marry a 30-year-old man? Or is he not allowed to have a 10-year-old son?
SaMmIMonster96 6
111- Hunny you do whatever makes you happy.. No matter what other douche faces have to say.. :)
efemel94 7
That sounds bloody shit
shanemaximo 7
Hindsight is always 20-20. And a little piss washes out of your undies easier than blood.
rattusrattus 19
That's one of my mottos. Although most public loos have £1-for-3 tampon/pad/condom machines, in my experience. And most women's bogs have bins for sanitary products too.
lol_ironic_life 9
Agreed #10, but what if she went #2? :) I think that could also be why she also tried flushing the pad instead of throwing it away. Since who's going walk out to throw a poo pad in the trash? I feel bad for the OP :(
efemel94 7
...and flush
jacev 7
I would get that fixed ASAP or you're in for a messy week...
rayrayray23 1
Captain Obvious To The Rescue.