Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
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Top comments
SugarCrazy 14
Why would you even try to flush it?...That's just common sense.
Every1luvsfmls 6
Sittin on tha toilet!
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Comments (201)
Myo_fml 20
Didn't the pad come in a wrapper? If it was one of those wrappers that's more cloth based I would've whiped with that instead and saved the pad for later especially if I knew it was that time of the month and I could start at any time.
perdix 31
Are you trying to make me hot, or does that just come naturally for you? Rawr!
adamx88 0
Yeah cuz nothing gets us guys going more then looking in them panties and seeing a blood and skid mark sex scene
perdix 31
I'm jealous of you, bro, sounds like you're living the dream!
ilovesarcasm 18
The poor person that has to clean up behind your dumbass OP. F his/her Life!
emeraldisle 30
I have to agree with everyone else. Don't flush your pad down the toilet. What kind of girl are you?
dsl1dsl1 1
well i dont know why everyone is saying YDI, because im sure at one point or another everyone has been there. but fyi, in the future if u dnt have a feminine product wadded up TP is perfect..... oh, oops..... :)
Awesomewaffle 0
You should still have more pads somewhere. But yeah that sucks!!
SoultheWolf 19
Couldn't you just ask someone else in there to hand you toilet paper? Or even drip dry. Plus if you're starting your period you're not bleeding that much. This isn't a really bad FML. Its not like the second you start your period its going to be blasting blood like a hose.
lylotrezor 20
Not everyone has the same bodies, or periods. For some people the start is the worst part of it. And I don't see how taking a #2 with no TP and having to wipe with the ONE period product you have (unless you'd rather walk away without wiping) only to start your period in NOT a bad FML. Sorry for you, OP.
swimbabe014 0
Heeeckka Funny !!!
Sumo69 9
I'm Gonna be cool to and make up rules rule number one don't do shit but there's no ass wipe
Ashley91129 6
Now that's a real FML...