Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
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Top comments
SugarCrazy 14
Why would you even try to flush it?...That's just common sense.
Every1luvsfmls 6
Sittin on tha toilet!
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Comments (201)
julisa47 5
Hahahahahaha that is so funny!
cherryllollo 7
ydi. all girls know u cant flush pads. durr
Fishfanatic 7
Ditch the pads and use tampons or a divacup. ALSO, Carry a purse size pack of tissues with you at all times. They can be used for more than wiping your nose you know.. I have a small kit in every handbag I own. Possibly slightly OCD of me but it's sure as hell useful, and always there when needed either on a night out or just during a shopping trip. I use one of those cheap plastic containers/pots you can get for putting a bar of soap in when travelling. Just enough room to hold a couple of tampons, a pack of tissues, 3 or 4 cotton buds (Q tips) , a few plasters ( bandaids) and a little travel size moisturizer.
brend5033 4
Why the hell would you flush a pad, even males know not to do that!
Tdevonner 0
One, sometimes periods come early. Im like clockwork down tothe hour but then this monthit came a week early. two, most females for whatever reasonwaittil theyre about to wet themselves before they go so may not have had the timeto check the tp (happens to me all the time).
chels1994 11
Always look before ya sit
kei1108 13
Why would you flush a pad down a toilet?!?
QE1 9
I feel sorry for you and yet....I just don't think you should flush it down a toilet and clog it up. Maybe you should always check especially if need it for no.2!
NyanJacob 0
I love having a dick.
bubbleslovescats 1
Uh. YDI. Pads clog toilets. You should've known.