Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
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Top comments
SugarCrazy 14
Why would you even try to flush it?...That's just common sense.
Every1luvsfmls 6
Sittin on tha toilet!
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Comments (201)
Blueglasscup 18
This FML just makes me shake my head... Why would you use your pad as a subsitute to toilet roll? Why would you flush it? WHYYYYY
rattusrattus 19
Piss! In! Knickers! Wash! Out! Easier! Than! Blood!
linkinpark98 24
69 - Sir, you need to calm down, or I will be forced to have to ask you to leave.
wendy22804 0
It could be like that moment when someone else is taking a shower but you have to pee, so you decide to go ahead a pee but your just not going to flush. Except the moment after you wipe you end up flushing it by reflex. It happens to me sometimes when my husband is in the shower. Thank goodness he still loves me :)
heyitslexx 3
Omg I'm sorry that honestly sucks
causticgirl 6
I definitely saw the stopped up toilet thing coming, but the period thing might have been some sort of karma biting you on the ass.
tonygar 17
Rule #1 for using the toilet, always check the supply of the toilet paper!
traze 7
Bloody hell, thats a shity ******* day.
maddienoelle 13
What an awesome day.
Suba_fml 8
Stupiiiid
friedeggyolive 7
Never flush pads!!!
BrotherTheo 31
Always Check your seat before you take it.
Snafuusmc 12
Women problems....