Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
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Top comments
SugarCrazy 14
Why would you even try to flush it?...That's just common sense.
Every1luvsfmls 6
Sittin on tha toilet!
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Comments (201)
Evoke 0
Sorry, this is just stupidity on your behalf.
WhiteRangerKid 5
You ought to be ashamed of yourself
CountMonteCristo 3
You ever heard of kleenex? Seriously, who in the northern states doesn't carry kleenex this time of year
Torrey_Turner 12
well this is disguesting as hell
BoingaBoinga 7
There is no part of this that is anyone's fault but your own. Now, what did you learn?
rebeccac3 5
Why would u try to flush that jackleg!
hateevryone 15
always always always make sure there's toilet paper before you use it.
anon888 0
wow, what a stupid ******* bitch, the ***** wrong with you
charlieinfinite 1
I always check for tp before I sit down to do that... it's just smart to plan ahead.
bubo_fml 11
Similar delimma. Soviet bloc, the 70's-80's. It was illegal to deface $ since it was govt property, yet TP was horrendously expensive, due to worthless paper $. Imagine the paranoia of potentially going to jail all because you wiped your ass w/a worthless bank note! The moral of the story? Appreciate that you can freely wipe your ass & that you're free from anal persecution...