Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on a bus, an elderly lady sat next to me sneezed so hard, snot literally went flying. I even offered her a napkin, that she refused. After a brief panic and realizing she had nothing to clean her mess with, she "inconspicuously" wiped her snotty hand on my pants. FML
Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML
Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, a woman who badly needed to change her incontinence pad sat next to me on the bus. I could smell it through my mask. FML
Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
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SARSvirus79 0
Gross. Just, gross.
TrimKibbles 12
ewww i woulda slapped that bitch. that's just disgusting.
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Comments (131)
FrannyPackIt 0
eww first
ImOutsideYourWin 0
Ewwww. She could have apologized.
KrazyKatz3 26
I agree. That "first" comment was pretty ew
SARSvirus79 0
Gross. Just, gross.
ajohnson2318 0
I love how she throws in the "obese" part, as if getting snot on you from a skinny or normal sized person wouldn't have been as bad haha. ewwww fat person snot!! yum skinny person snot!!! :)
Bobissmall 13
Fat people are gross, it just adds to the grossness of it.
jewban 3
there are some people that just dont give a **** lol
seekndestroy 3
some of you guys have obviously never sat next to a large person on the bus or plane. i dont care if someones fat or not, gimme some space please
mamamiaaa_fml 12
I would just look at her, stick my finger down my throat and throw up on her, and tell her to have a nice day. can't forget to be polite in these types of situations.
ridikulous 0
it wudnt have been as bad Ajohnson, fat ppl are gross on their own. then she got snot on OP. thats 1 gross plus 1 gross = 2 gross. 2 gross is more gross than 1 gross of course. lets be serious.
chickletno1 0
haha nice
Ddylan88 0
it's not her fault she was snorting hideously, she obviously has the flu.
tatababe 1
not all fat people are gross
worldclass 0
It could have been worse, snot that bad. You should have told her off, eh?
thisisafamily 0
true..thats what you get for not speaking up. ppl walk all over you
ZzkekekezZ 0
Uhmm it's not her fault she's sick, everybody gets sick( especially during flu season )
beccapurple 0
oh my god. that's just extremely disgusting. ewwwwwww!!!
TrimKibbles 12
ewww i woulda slapped that bitch. that's just disgusting.
winner2013 0
I agree with you, don't let ppl run over you
Jaxztr16 0
LOOGY!!!!!
juliaaalove 8
aww, that's sad and gross. what's up with all the barbaric people these days? and why didn't you cuss her out? nasty ass lady.
XxdarkangelxX13 0
eww *shudder* :P
sourgirl101 29
Ugh! I want to jump in the shower and scrub myself from head to toe after reading this! Yuck yuck yuck!
catatonicsleep 17
jump in the shower after throwing the skirt in the washing machine, don't want to get all squeaky clean and then have to deal with the mess...
Michigan_Girl 0
What is it lately with FML's about obese women on busses?
WallyTheWombat 0
I was thinking the same thing. FMLs seem to appear in numbers.
BDTM 0
or maybe fat people like to attack in packs 0.0
TheDrifter 24
No, they're just making busses with larger doors these days. The morbidly obese are becoming more mobile.
cheesecake19 0
ppl make them up to make fat jokes immature kids nothing new
MEM0817 18
Valid point to The drifter.