Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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Top comments
daniel1_1 13
Spit on him.
ComTlancy 12
That is soda-pressing......c way I did thar?
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Comments (192)
daniel1_1 13
Spit on him.
jglenn88 0
ya or just walk by him/her and rip ass in his/her face
kyanisaurus 0
american? sue him.
volley4eva1698 0
sit next to him anyway
KatrinaKitten 16
This FML reminds me of the What Would You Do? Episode where they tested how your appearance affects people's treatment of you..
princessbits 17
I love New York
takanuva0123 0
You gotta look at the positive side, you got to see the crazy side of New York AND a free soda!!!!
baddud300 6
Maybe it was taken?
Laughing_Cow 0
I love What Would You Do?
Y__U__NO 0
OP, Y U NO PIMP SLAP KID IN FACE?
Emmi3xo 4
I don't think spitting on him is as bad as getting a soda thrown in your face...
nicobington 1
holy shit your picture
PushMyButtons 5
I wanna know why she deserved it. cuz I dont think she did.
cupcakesmile23 0
Lmao I laughed at this
urdirtyolduncle 15
Gotta love New York!
2ndSucks 15
Psh. Gotta love America in general, were all cocky assholes :)
changetheworld 0
so was it a no..?
daniel1_1 13
Thank you 117 :). That was when I was a try hard
daniel1_1 13
Thank you 117 :). It's from when I was a try hard
Fmls4life 6
You must have boosted thts not legit...
Denikk 0
Thank god I'm gorgeous.
smurfsarwales 9
1's pic cud be of anyone Mebbe it's not him?
bryan4595 0
should have stopped being a prick and sat next to him...
andy231245 4
what's up with all the fmls involving bus seat ordeals?
babyfireball77 14
Maybe he thought you asked if HE was taken?
daniel1_1 13
147, look at my teams scores. How could we have boosted?
ILookAtFMLs 13
Spitting on someone is the lowest of the lows. A good punch right in the face ought to be sufficient.
JesseOhNine 0
ouch
Newboyz00185 0
NO!! The soda!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!
Laughing_Cow 0
there are so many I was on the bus FML's that you should just expect it
SCREAM4meeee 0
47- yeah, YDI for riding the bus
qyka 5
hideous ppl should try to sit with other pole always ends bad... jk
genesisnirvana 11
well they do live in New York
6969awesome 0
Kick him in the nuts. Assuming it's male
Miss_Kristen 10
"Him"
MrSassypants 34
Well you have failed. 3 just said it's nuts because like 3 was unsure of what the gender was. I am unsure of 3's gender so I kept saying 3 :). Also if you're correcting 3 do it right, it's "he is" or "he's."
Benji114 0
Sassypants strikes again...
biasedshooter 24
never hit a guys nuts...
promisekept 2
I actually think
ILoveSexyWhales 0
it says 'him' you dipshit.
deafeningsilence 8
I think 8 was referencing the actual FML.
Miss_Kristen 10
Thank you, Silence :)
Dasuss 11
She was quoting the FML, you ******* moron.
GrahamAker 3
if a girl ever hits my nuts and I didn't lay a hand on her...... -shudders- hit me anywhere but my balls.
6969awesome 0
I just relized she said him in the FML, damn I fail :(
Miss_Kristen 10
It's all good :)
bryyxoo 0
wow that's ****** up
iluvfmls456 0
it really is. sorry op:( but this is America for ya...
OWNZ 0
Look on the bright side. You got a free soda! Just lick it off your shirt and face. :)
kemolegend907 0
sorry you're hideous :(
kemolegend907 0
don't be dicks i was kidding :
minidinosaurgoes 9
No one even said anything -_- for all you know the comments could have been filled with rainbows and unicorns
smurfsarwales 9
yeah but he knew because people had thumbed his comment down.
minidinosaurgoes 9
he had no thumbs at all when i first replied.
MoCheezy23 0
I wish I could bake a cake with rainbow on it & we could all be happy.
nerdfighteria 7
#71, Do you even go here?
JodeMiVida 13
No, I just have a lot of feelings.
burgerburger 0
I guess the seat was taken.
funktown 2
Looool
ImaginaryFoe 1
Or he figured OP wouldn't want to sit next to him after that and he'd have the seat to himself. Should've plopped your wet, sticky self down right next to him and talked non-stop the entire ride.
burgerburger 0
he probably would have just thrown more soda
ComTlancy 12
That is soda-pressing......c way I did thar?
OrgasmicBunnies 9
no. I didn't get the memo at the meeting. :(
promarkchris 6
don't expect many fmlers to get that straight away
KatrinaKitten 16
Harharhar. You are sprite on! (That was really..lame, but.)
Ionodemon1995 0
7- First thing to make me laugh in literally days.. I need a life.
Awsumuzzie 12
That was funny! I donut know how you thought of that.
ComTlancy 12
I think it's my 'can'-do attitude which makes me a very 'bubbly' person
colormeimpressed 0
dumb...
MrSexyPants 14
Oh my god. It took me minutes to find that out! Hahahah!
jglenn88 0
you must be soo ugly. why would you even ask to sit next to him?
bellakaykid 6
Dick.
Pinkkmissymoo 7
^that's what I'm sayin^ why would you write that? asshole.
1215116a 14
Because they were on a bus that I'm assuming was crowded?
Pinkkmissymoo 7
^that's what I'm sayin^ why would you write that? asshole.
bengalsbaby13 0
uhhhhm what's your problem?? take it easy there scout, gosh.
canadian_ftw 8
Call him an asshole. Serves him right for calling you hideous.
GigaPudding_fml 24
You must have looked at his imaginary friend rudely