Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I got home an hour late from to find that my roommate had left the fridge open for the entire 8 hours. The kicker is that I was an hour late because I was at the grocery store, not buying the things that were getting ruined because I thought we had some. FML
Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML
Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, I found that my cats somehow managed to pull the plug of my fridge out of the socket. Several days ago. Now I have to get rid of a ton of stinking food and clean the stinking fridge. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
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Top comments
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Your roommate lacks curdesy.
Blackcatluck 19
I'm actually curious to why she has a massive amount of cheese, please do share why!
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Comments (45)
chanellgymnast 17
Your roommate is the Stinky Cheeseman.
AKGirlinSD 20
Yet, the mention of all the cheese that was there, before OP left, makes me want to eat cheese. Cheese makes everything better!
xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
#18/19 stop trying to make cheese happen, it's not going to happen.
Blackcatluck 19
I'm actually curious to why she has a massive amount of cheese, please do share why!
AKGirlinSD 20
Because cheese is awesome on almost anything!
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Your roommate lacks curdesy.
Bakarra 22
I tried so hard to think of a follow-up pun for this one, but there was just no whey...
ragini95 16
It must be so hard to briethe.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Your Cheddar told her what a gouda roommate she is for stinking the place out.
Enslaved 38
I tried to come up with a pun but I bleu it!
perdix 31
No whey!
Jacksparrow72 21
Edam! open up some windows.
whiplash2289 19
I bet you Swiss you roommate wasn't so forgetful.
wvcheesehead1 9
She sounds like a real cheese whiz. Next time you will know not to trust her provalone.
bamagrl410 31
Why would anyone unplug the refrigerator for a short break? Especially if they have a roommate who has their food/drinks in there.
truth_teller23 11
It never says the break was short.
sulitak 27
Some colleges tell you to unplug all devices.
bamagrl410 31
The only break colleges take right about now is spring break, which is only a week. When I say "short break", I mean in comparison to the month colleges take off for winter and the (roughly) 3 months for summer.
klorehore 24
Would think it would come naturally for people to check what contents are inside the refrigerator when unplugging it..
Bakarra 22
Apparently that doesn't apply to 1. people storing large amounts of cheese 2. people who have a metric ****-load of ham
joshiepo0 18
It's a sign, don't cut the cheese around her anymore.
M3DIC4T3 29
That's absolutely disgusting. I'm curious to know if the entire campus was empty or not. If not, your poor neighbors!
M3DIC4T3 29
...Just read the FML again... "before break"... Downvote me to hell, please.
Chucklikesbacon 12
Thats... kind of gross... but an honest mistake by your roommate.
Megan639 16
Ewww I can smell it from just reading this.
joshiepo0 18
Your pun is cheesy.