Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML
Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML
Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML
Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML
Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML
Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML
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Top comments
zingline89 18
That's nazi way to get a job.
indielove 13
The awkward moment when OP actually does get hired.
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Comments (202)
icantellu 7
If you have Gmail, you'd be able to undo that xP
CHOMP3R 0
Ouch. FYL.
SkardeyKat 3
That's hilarious, your brother got you good! Why didn't you read over the application yourself before sending it in, though?
TheTerenity 9
Maybe its not that, maybe the boss wouldve accepted it, but maybe you mispelled something, and he is a grammar nazi! XD
cutie724 8
YDI because its not like the signature was hidden, it comes on the bottom of every email. Especially if its an important email, you tend to check that email a lot to make sure there aren't any mistakes.
patrickalamo 48
Your now on a list somewhere.
Sisseyy 0
Freedom of speech!
glompable 19
I wanna say FYL for having a brother that would do that, but YDI for not looking over the applocation before sending it instead of after :/
alycion 39
When doing anything professionally related with your system it's good to double check before sending it. Especially if you don't keep your stuff locked down. One of those situations that it's hard to tell if apologizing and explaining could make it worse. If they have a sibling they may find it funny.
mspeacock 6
How professional could this job or person be? They seem to live with an obnoxious little brother, so most likely with her parents. She was emailing a resume not even handing it in. I bet it's for some basic job, nothing in the corporate world. Probably in response to a craigslist job post.
effedml 5
No, MOST corporate-level jobs have online application submission. Then, once you reach a certain level, you get jobs thru your network - i.e sending a resume by email after being referred by an insider.
Bunnehs 0
HAHAHA THE LORD'S PLACE TO JUDGE. Ahhh, yeah we should just overlook the killing of millions of people because "anyone could have done it", and its ok, God will give them a kick up the arse when they go and see him. Yes, of COURSE i'm being sarcastic, have some common sense.