Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML
Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML
Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML
Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML
Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML
Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML
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Top comments
zingline89 18
That's nazi way to get a job.
indielove 13
The awkward moment when OP actually does get hired.
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Comments (202)
jdengel 0
I literally LOLed, I'm going to set up an auto signature saying this now, for an unsuspecting victim
omgiculol 4
the sad thing is that "hail" is spelled wwrong...
weetmaster 6
It's not spelled wrong.
Joey44 15
"Heil" is German, fool.
justSTOPx100 5
Meh, so? Your life isn't ******. It's great. A potential employer thought you loved Hitler. So?? I personally think Hitler was great, and just because I said that, I know some idiots are going to freak out and thumb me down. And my comment is probably going to get moderated. But it shouldn't. I haven't said anything racist or anything... I just stated my opinion and that's all. Personally I think Hitler was the greatest world leader.
justSTOPx100 5
Heil Hitler the Greatest World Leader!!!!!
itsimpossible 0
ahahahahhahaha
BadSuerte 0
Maybe they're fans?
SILVERSTAR_6 17
Lmao he violated yer life!
weetmaster 6
Maybe they will think it's funny...
Bebbo_fml 21
YDI. you should alwayss reread everything on your resume and cover letters that you send out.
dansco 25
very funny but not nice. Still you should've checked it before you sent it...