Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML
Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML
Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML
Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML
Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML
Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML
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zingline89 18
That's nazi way to get a job.
indielove 13
The awkward moment when OP actually does get hired.
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Comments (202)
ejjamael 5
haha I doubt that!
laden_swallow09 35
Beat in that little prick's face!
mj_ok 9
Thats low:(... Hopefully they give you a chance to explain yourself
fuckinehthatsuck 0
double check BEFORE you hit "Send"
codbloodedkill3r 0
Dw there Nazis so ull get the job,
KnucklesDeep 5
Beat the shit out of the little jerk.
WizardMermen 3
haha. I guess the only thing to do now is send a second email explaining all this and apologize profusely. It probably won't work, but it's worth a shot.
lmaoatall 6
Damn straight! But I purrrfer being called kitler!
LilyZombie 8
You should always lock your computer with a very unique password any time you leave a room if you're doing something that important, especially with a brother in the house. No, there probably isn't any point in sending an apologetic email in hope of salvaging a chance, because it'll only show the employer your lack of responsibility and obvious lack of proofreading. YDI for not doing being cautious or checking before you sent the resume.
vanee01 0
That's really **** up!!! I would beat my bro ass if Thts was me!!!