Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML
Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML
Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML
Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML
Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML
Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML
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zingline89 18
That's nazi way to get a job.
indielove 13
The awkward moment when OP actually does get hired.
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Comments (202)
emily666 0
Damn your cute ;)
imsoscrewd 2
Finnally sumone who agrees with me Heil Hitler
D3athT3ch 4
the only thing that would make this fml funnier is if the person who looks at the applications was jewish
babygirl1206 0
lmao YDI you should have read it over before sending kiss your bro for me hehe
JadedJarOfHearts 3
Klu Klux Klan??? :P
SeedlessMe 13
Actually, I think human meat could be considered kosher, as long as the body gets bled out correctly. Non-kosher animals are those with hooves. So I think cannibalism is acceptable! Lol Though, on a side note, would a nazi really care if it was kosher or not? ;-)
BigGrouchy 0
Prolly not even gonna get a call....
Epikouros 32
Does your brother like to have you stay at home, and play pranks on him while he's off working or at school?
pumpkinlover11 5
loooool this made my day
RapeWhistle 0
What happens if you actually get the job..