Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
He's obviously annoyed by your singing. Buy some speakers and piss him off even more. You can sing if you want. **** your neighbor (metaphorically)
whattod0 3
Maybe you shouldn't sing that loud? Or take some lessons?
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Comments (55)
whattod0 3
Maybe you shouldn't sing that loud? Or take some lessons?
shayshayshazam 14
So OP should get lessons for when they sing at home? I'm an awful singer but singing makes household chores more fun!!
whattod0 3
As long as you don't do it that loud you can do whatever you like. Just don't be annoying because you wouldn't liked it either when your neighbours did so.
Jakesterk96 8
Kelso- BURN!!!!!!!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Am I the only one who thought of the possibility that Op may be a Screamo Singer?
missamerica95 0
I'm a horrible singer too but it makes me happy to sing so keep doin what you're doing if it makes you happy. :)
reddudeover 2
Op should also have some consideration for others. I like singing and dancing, but I'm not gonna be a douche about it, and sing and dance where I annoy people.
ptrox123 2
It's the op's apartment. They can do whatever she wants
amanda_say_whutt 9
I'm pretty sure her/his intentions wasn't to annoy people 25.
reddudeover 2
34 - when you have neighbors and a land lord NO you can't. You wanna wail until the late hours of the night buy a house!
daringtoride 27
Let it shine, OP!
thisiscat 14
I don't know what's worse, that you used a Victoriouse reference... Or the fact that I know it's a Victoriouse reference..
ManInTheMachine 20
...or that you can't spell Victorious.
AbbyAbyss 5
Or that when I saw the comment I immediately started singing the theme song to Victorious...
capslockisgood 19
Or that you people think that that quote is originally from Victorious.
imp4ct 15
At least your neighbours care for you...
reddudeover 2
*Hears cries for help *Puts on headphones *Still hears it *Turns it up Honestly I think most people would react in this situation. If not for op's safety then for their own peace and quiet.
IchimaruGin 5
Well, it said he was asking sarcastically.
SkoomaKi 28
He's obviously annoyed by your singing. Buy some speakers and piss him off even more. You can sing if you want. **** your neighbor (metaphorically)
siickman 7
Or literally ... I mean only if you want too ;)
reddudeover 2
*Sets up giant speakers outside of smooaki's house.
onlychildFTW 34
He at least didn't say you sucked. Tried to be nice about it. Kinda. Not really. You have to remember in an apartment building you should be quieter because loudness is annoying. I can see why he wouldn't like it necessarily. Sing quieter
pinkpixie06 11
Who sings that song? Yeah... Maybe you should just let them sing it. :)
liscentious23 1
I'm tone deaf op and I still sing to let the stress out and when I'm happy. Don't let that comment stress you out, your neighbour probably can't sing either.
tnlander 20
Tell him the only pain you have is a pain in the ass neighbor.
Musicholic_asey 1
Maybe you should invest in sound proof walls. It'll be useful for other stuff as well.
IIFenix 3
9- why would op want to waste all that cash on soundproofing a wall of somewhere op is renting?
i_hate_cats 3
The moral of the story is don't sing