Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother has decided to hustle hate groups. Everyone, including the police, think he's some sort of Robin Hood. I wouldn't have a problem with this, except he's trying to recruit people. Any day now we're going to be attacked by Nazis. FML
Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML
Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
Today, my seemingly innocent younger brother showed our family a video of what he was doing last night when he skipped New Student Orientation. He's been in college all of 48 hours and he's already joined a fight club. FML
Today, I found out some very disturbing information about one of my brothers, who I have not seen in 8 years. The information is so crazy that I've thought about going to the FBI. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML
Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
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bobadrunk 6
your parents just can Nazi it
mikeiphone 0
We don't need this scum in our country
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Comments (80)
zoPwNAgEzo 21
He's got your parents fooled. Next, he's gonna try and convert you
ahabsfan 17
Silver lining: At least he doesn't have a fear of commitment like most men.
MotherHen88 4
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MotherHen88 4
The post that I was going to comment about was deleted. Sorry for just leaving a period.
dankmemes710 13
but... hes a nazi
bobadrunk 6
your parents just can Nazi it
Malkria 1
I see what you did there... XD
hotshot2626 9
Sir I believe you are Reich.
nikininja 4
I am not sure how kampfortable people will be with this line of discussion.
kriz_allizwell 6
Adding fuhrer to the fire.
flockz 20
put it out with a shower.
nikininja 4
Well Jew got to expect some backlash...
hotshot2626 9
24, I believe I have the final solution for that. I mean Jew have a valid point, but I think we can continue going fuhrer.
flockz 20
i think we're all going to heil for this.
hotshot2626 9
Idk according to the passion of the christ the Jews killed Jesus. soooooooo...... yea. The big guy might let this one go.
nikininja 4
I think it is about time we all start acting like grown up Adolfs and stop this nonsense.
bootyful86 7
You guys rock
hotshot2626 9
Sorry mods I shouldn't have gone that fuhrer. :/
drunkandfml 11
This is absolutely hitlerious
Grimmerie 31
These jokes take too much concentration.
robotiick7 23
The nein of you are definitely go to heil for these jokes
MrBoredomioo 18
These puns are Hitlarious
The_Big_Boss 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sounds like you're jealous
dominic1221 6
Sounds like your brain cells are having a hard time working together.
ruabadfishtoo 0
yeah, OP is jealous of a guy who is an ignorant twat-faced piece of trash who is clearly lacking some sense.
mikeiphone 0
We don't need this scum in our country
iseyixes 18
Your brother is a follower of ignorance.
daisy2101 7
Yayy australia!! Except for that whole nazi group thing.. That's not too yay.
iCake 13
A new hitler maybe?
heyyhowsitgoing 9
The world does NOT need another Hitler.
iCake 13
Correct, not even if they are grammar Nazi's
wolfgold2 20
Grammar Hitler?
flockz 20
unlike the completely different Grammar Nazis, who sit in a dark basement and troll the internet.
boofgall 16
Grammar nazis don't troll, they just correct illiterate people.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Flockz really just posted that? Oh how the mighty fall. (I'm holding out hope he uses the "it was my sister on my iPod" excuse.)
TheMathMajor 26
If it was in the American south, than he would more likely be a KKK member rather than a Nazi.